What Are You Doing Right Now? (601 Viewers)

[Völler]

I downed some cough syrup instead. Usually helps limit the effect to a day or two.

Mmmmm, syrup.

 

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[Nzoric]

I got into a fight last Friday. Some asshole kept on calling me "brah" and high fiving his mate whenever he delivered a diss. Dat stupidity can't be handled at 5 in the morning.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Screw that, village medicine is where it's at.

cool story incoming, brace yourselves:

When I was three at the refugee center, i jammed my index finger in a huge metal door. It didn't break, but the finger was almost black a few minutes after the incident. My mom took out the middle part of some white bread, chewed it into a paste and wrapped my finger in it. Once the saliva dried up the bread fell off and was almost black on the inside while the miscolouring on my finger was gone. I remember that shit.

Damn, that's some black magic kinda shit.

 

[Nzoric]

Damn, that's some black magic kinda shit.

Balkan voodoo TM

 

[Fr3sh]

With or without blood sacrifice?

 

[Nzoric]

With or without blood sacrifice?

Depends on the sickness. Some guy sacrificed a chicken over my dads back and then just touched his spine, he hasn't felt pain in it ever since Before that he was taking three vicodin/day just to make it through the day.

 

[IrishZebra]

Your dad has mental issues.

 

[Nzoric]

Your dad has mental issues.

I can't disagree there.

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[Völler]

Depends on the sickness. Some guy sacrificed a chicken over my dads back and then just touched his spine, he hasn't felt pain in it ever since Before that he was taking three vicodin/day just to make it through the day.

You really are a gypsy.

 

[Nzoric]

You really are a gypsy.

Dude, considering where you're from in Denmark I wish you a good time at the wedding where you dad will become your brother and your sister your step mother.

 

[Völler]

Dude, considering where you're from in Denmark I wish you a good time at the wedding where you dad will become your brother and your sister your step mother.

Was it Nærum that you lived in again? Not exactly the end center of the world.

 

[Nzoric]

Was it Nærum that you lived in again? Not exactly the end center of the world.

Nærum, Klampenborg. I suppose it's all the same to you people.

 

[Völler]

Nærum, Klampenborg. I suppose it's all the same to you people.

You live in Klampenborg, and you vote Ø? Can you even look yourself in the mirror?

 

[Nzoric]

Dont make assumptions your knowledge cant back up

 

[Völler]

Dont make assumptions your knowledge cant back up

I'll take that as a no.

 

[Nzoric]

As in you wont make assumptions any more?

 

[Völler]

As in you wont make assumptions any more?

As in you can't look yourself in the mirror.

 

[Osman]

You two need to bunga bunga each other already so we don't have to witness this awkward sexual tension all the time.

 

[ZoSo]

Depends on the sickness. Some guy sacrificed a chicken over my dads back and then just touched his spine, he hasn't felt pain in it ever since Before that he was taking three vicodin/day just to make it through the day.

I took an arrow to the knee.