Essentially if you don't have a job and are looking for one OR taking a course to improve employability they pay you money each week depending on your economic circumstances. So I'm do Java certification because it's the only one the ignorant bitch at the government office would sign me up for. I still have to resubmit my Masters Dissertation as well. I don't really want to do either right now because they are so fucking boring.
If I didn't have a girlfriend I would
move to Dubai and teach English for $8000 US a month TAX FREE. But Love is a strange mistress and I've got to look after my future family prospects rather than my wallet