What Are You Doing Right Now? (295 Viewers)

[Lapa]

Is there anyway to prevent my washing machine not to eat my socks?

 

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[Enron]

Use a "more delicate" setting if you have one.

 

[Lapa]

I have all the settings...still I lost yet another sock.

 

[Enron]

I have all the settings...still I lost yet another sock.

What do you mean by lost? It disappeared or got ripped up by the machine?

 

[Jem83]

Is it made in Finland? If so, there's your problem right there

 

[Enron]

Is it made in Finland? If so, there's your problem right there

I only by cell phones from Finland.

 

[Lapa]

What do you mean by lost? It disappeared or got ripped up by the machine?

That fucking machine probably ate it or something. Fuck of I know.

Is it made in Finland? If so, there's your problem right there

Jem is hating Finland(vodka).

I only by cell phones from Finland.

Didn't see that one coming.

 

[Jem83]

Jem is hating Finland(vodka).

I keed! I would never

 

[Goodfella]

Which one, the characters have different accents?

Kelly stands out with her accent.

 

[Osman]

Kelly stands out with her accent.

She is a dirty chav, what do you expect. Rest are easy to get.

 

[swag]

So Elmo is a pedophile..

Tickle me, Elmo.

 

[Jem83]

Yeah, you'd like that

 

[.zero]

David Luiz looks like he's been tickled by the guy who voiced Elmo

 

[Firestarter]

David Luiz looks like he's been tickled by the guy who voiced Elmo

 

[The Curr]

Trying to motivate myself to tidy my room. I'm a neat freak at heart but I'm just too lazy.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Let nature take its course. Don't clean it.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Fuck! Anywhere i go all i see is "Chilled beer" or "Free first shots" sign, i get ingulfed by a cloud of pot smoke everytime i pass a bus stand, each time i cross a pharmacy i see them inviting me for an Nit dose. Why they fuck am i going through withdrawal symptoms after being 5 months sober?

I was to meet some of my friends back from the old work place and skipped the meeting coz i just knew i'd take something from the hospital pharmacy.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Fuck! Anywhere i go all i see is "Chilled beer" or "Free first shots" sign, i get ingulfed by a cloud of pot smoke everytime i pass a bus stand, each time i cross a pharmacy i see them inviting me for an Nit dose. Why they fuck am i going through withdrawal symptoms after being 5 months sober?

I was to meet some of my friends back from the old work place and skipped the meeting coz i just knew i'd take something from the hospital pharmacy.

Hero, are you going to Kathmandu?

 

[JuveJay]

Kelly stands out with her accent.

That's Midlands council estate chav, she speaks like that in real life, and acts like a chav.

 

[Jem83]

"chav" is one of my favourite words out of the UK ever

And "git"