What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,919 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The feeling when the guy you have a crush on gets really passionate about his tangent on medieval chansons de geste and no one cares, but all you want to do is run your hands through his hair, loosen his ridiculous tie, and do him on the table in front of everyone

It's never happened to me.

That's brilliant!

 

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[Kate]

Of course that guy is ghey.

He totally isn't, and the mutual flirtation is driving me insane.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He totally isn't, and the mutual flirtation is driving me insane.

DO IT!!!

 

[Kate]

DO IT!!!

Can't.

 

[Maddy]

He totally isn't, and the mutual flirtation is driving me insane.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Can't.

That's too bad.

 

[Kate]

@Maddy No...he's lusty, hairy, gorgeous, deeeefinitely not gay. But also completely off-limits.

 

[Nzoric]

For the sake of being the devils advocate: fags can't be hairy, gorgeous and lusty ? I've been to gay bars, oh they're lusty, very lusty.

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Ffs, all this lust is distracting me from my paper. My deadline is in 11 hours damnit!

 

[Kate]

For the sake of being the devils advocate: fags can't be hairy, gorgeous and lusty ? I've been to gay bars, oh they're lusty, very lusty.

They can, of course They can be anything. But I know this dude's not.

 

[Nzoric]

They can, of course They can be anything. But I know this dude's not.

. I've missed talking to you !

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in other news, i've smoked 30 cigarettes today. I should look into that "quitting". I'll look it up on urban dick.

 

[Kate]

. I've missed talking to you !

Nah, no one likes talking to fourteen year old girls Except maybe Albert.

 

[Nzoric]

Nah, no one likes talking to fourteen year old girls Except maybe Albert.

If you're a 14 year old girl then I'm a pedo.

"Feds raiding apartment in 5,4,3,2....."

 

[ALC]

. I've missed talking to you !

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in other news, i've smoked 30 cigarettes today. I should look into that "quitting". I'll look it up on urban dick.

you're killing me here.

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Gay people are definitely not hairy. They wax everything. I find it disgusting but it's not my body.

 

[Nzoric]

you're killing me here.

I'm pretty sure that I'm killing myself here

How long have you dismissed the lure?

 

[Kate]

If you're a 14 year old girl then I'm a pedo.

"Feds raiding apartment in 5,4,3,2....."

I meant I was acting like one

 

[Nzoric]

I meant I was acting like one

Love can make you do weird stuff. I still haven't talked to my philo lady. No cojones.

 

[ALC]

Not that long. I'm on and off. Haven't bought a pack in almost a month. However, I did bum one off of my friend today. Just made me want more. Soon as I finished it, I was like "fuuuuuckkk, that wasn't enough"

 

[Nzoric]

Not that long. I'm on and off. Haven't bought a pack in almost a month. However, I did bum one off of my friend today. Just made me want more. Soon as I finished it, I was like "fuuuuuckkk, that wasn't enough"

I go through a pack per day. No problems when running though, yet.

 

[Kate]

Love can make you do weird stuff. I still haven't talked to my philo lady. No cojones.

It sucks

 

[Nzoric]

It sucks

I gotta go now, enjoy the fantasy