What Are You Doing Right Now? (100 Viewers)

[Raz]

I love and hate automated checkouts. It is now possible to buy condoms with announcing to another person that you are going to get laid, but the chip and pin reader was broken on the one i was using and it kept declining my card, so I had to have the manager come over in front of the queue and move me to another till and go through my purchase with assistance in front of everyone

In other news, two days until i'm in poland

What will you do in Poland?

 

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[Lapa]

Time to get wasted...this night will cost me a lot. But it's okay, tomorrow will be even more expensive.

 

[swag]

Best part about china, no rules

And free and frequent prostate exams by border guards.

 

[Ford Prefect]

What will you do in Poland?

Protest against the catholic church, declare war on russia...offend people. The usual.

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And free and frequent prostate exams by border guards.

They took my Lonely Planet and made me go through a medical scanner

 

[Raz]

Protest against the catholic church, declare war on russia...offend people. The usual.

Cool, why Poland though?

 

[Ford Prefect]

Cool, why Poland though?

Its the land of Kapusta and Grzeski.

 

[swag]

They took my Lonely Planet and made me go through a medical scanner

Easy mistake. Ronery Planet is a pr0n rag in China, and sounds like you got a more modern prostate check using their city-folk technology.

 

[Raz]

Its the land of Kapusta and Grzeski.

Well you got me convinced. Have a nice time there, go to lithuania while you're at it, it's quite nice place here too.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Easy mistake. Ronery Planet is a pr0n rag in China, and sounds like you got a more modern prostate check using their city-folk technology.

Its because the authors of lonely planet are dickheads who wanted to make a point. The maps in the book show Taiwan as a seperate state and not part of china, China told them that the book would be banned and taken from tourists and Lonely Planet have refused to change it - making their readers suffer.

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Well you got me convinced. Have a nice time there, go to lithuania while you're at it, it's quite nice place here too.

My girlfriend doesn't live in Lithuania , she also lives in west poland (not far from the german border) - Also Grzeski is fucking amazing, if you can get it then get it!

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Time to get wasted...this night will cost me a lot. But it's okay, tomorrow will be even more expensive.

You keep preaching Lapo.

And free and frequent prostate exams by border guards.

Chinese drug laws are overrated, ive never lost anything to the guards.

Protest against the catholic church, declare war on russia...offend people. The usual.

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They took my Lonely Planet and made me go through a medical scanner

Lonely planet is crap anyways, i remember one of these germans found an "exciting" club mentioned in that guide called Nasa. It was supposed to be a 30 min taxi ride. 3 hours,50 klmtrs outside beijing and a taxi race later we still couldnt find it.

We emptied out youth hostel fridge and literally took beer in huge sacks, got drunk and burnt the book in the bon fire.

 

[Raz]

My girlfriend doesn't live in Lithuania , she also lives in west poland (not far from the german border) - Also Grzeski is fucking amazing, if you can get it then get it!

I'll keep that in mind next time i'm raiding candy shop

 

[Ford Prefect]

Lonely planet is crap anyways, i remember one of these germans found an "exciting" club mentioned in that guide called Nasa. It was supposed to be a 30 min taxi ride. 3 hours,50 klmtrs outside beijing and a taxi race later we still couldnt find it.

We emptied out youth hostel fridge and literally took beer in huge sacks, got drunk and burnt the book in the bon fire.

Haha, I only used it for travel advice (buses, trains etc.), city maps and basic info on cities - On their advice I took a boatride from Siem Reap to Battambang an it was fucking horrible so i decided to ignore all of their advice from then on . The book on china is helpful though - the glossary of Mandarin - Pinyin - English was really helpful, especially in the first few days until i got my head around the language.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Haha, I only used it for travel advice (buses, trains etc.), city maps and basic info on cities - On their advice I took a boatride from Siem Reap to Battambang an it was $#@!ing horrible so i decided to ignore all of their advice from then on . The book on china is helpful though - the glossary of Mandarin - Pinyin - English was really helpful, especially in the first few days until i got my head around the language.

Remember this for next time, it will cost you 10 RMB for a small booklet outside brijing railway station that includes everything you would need and more Even the underground places which apparently are not so underground.

Time for some dinner, gonna get me a fat steak.

Peace Tuzrens.

 

[swag]

Well you got me convinced. Have a nice time there, go to lithuania while you're at it, it's quite nice place here too.

I have yet to go, which is kind of shameful given that most of my ancestors were Lithuanian.

I at least want to go somewhere to worship Perkūnas -- while the rest of Europe were being pussies and got all Christian and everything.

Its because the authors of lonely planet are dickheads who wanted to make a point. The maps in the book show Taiwan as a seperate state and not part of china, China told them that the book would be banned and taken from tourists and Lonely Planet have refused to change it - making their readers suffer

That would do it. As my Taiwanese friend told me when we entered China with her passport, "They don't call it a 'passport'. They call it 'your papers to return home'."

 

[Ford Prefect]

That would do it. As my Taiwanese friend told me when we entered China with her passport, "They don't call it a 'passport'. They call it 'your papers to return home'."

The Taiwan thing is very bizzare, a bit like the Fawklands if Argentina had it instead of the Brits. They don't really have a claim to self determination and they are ethnically Han Chinese. Oh well. I don't get why Lonely Planet did it, they aren't going to achieve anything but pissed off tourists.

 

[Raz]

I have yet to go, which is kind of shameful given that most of my ancestors were Lithuanian.

I at least want to go somewhere to worship Perkūnas -- while the rest of Europe were being pussies and got all Christian and everything.

Do you have any relitives living in lithuania?

When you're going message me, I would gladly show around Klaipeda and the western part of lithuania

 

[sallyinzaghi]

im tipsy and listening to backstreet boys

other than one direction why dont they make boybands anymore, best stuff to sing along to

 

[Enron]

im tipsy and listening to backstreet boys

other than one direction why dont they make boybands anymore, best stuff to sing along to

They still have them in England.

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I have yet to go, which is kind of shameful given that most of my ancestors were Lithuanian.

I at least want to go somewhere to worship Perkūnas -- while the rest of Europe were being pussies and got all Christian and everything.

I have a lot of Lithuanian ancestors as well.

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The tuba wears you

JPS would slap you head parts.

---------- Post added 06.04.2012 at 17:39 ----------

I love and hate automated checkouts. It is now possible to buy condoms with announcing to another person that you are going to get laid, but the chip and pin reader was broken on the one i was using and it kept declining my card, so I had to have the manager come over in front of the queue and move me to another till and go through my purchase with assistance in front of everyone

In other news, two days until i'm in poland

You ever hear the one about a black man, a white man, and a polack?

 

[Ford Prefect]

They still have them in England.

do we? I don't listen to the radio so i wouldnt know.

 

[.zero]

Hey tits