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Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
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Went to Starbucks, got a passion tea lemonade and as the barista handed it to me shes like "if you want another one let me know." I was like wtf...and shes like "I'll remake it if you want, let me know." And she was staring at me for like 5 minutes and kept insisting she make another one as I was drinking it and then she finally says, "that one fell on the floor so if you want another one I'll make it." Thanks for letting me know...........
:lol: What a bitch. I'm kinda confused to how it fell on the floor and she picked it back up though. If it's just the cup, no biggie but it wasn't as if she spilled the actual lemonade right?
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
While we're at it, can we hire some hookers too? I don't remember Asif getting a proper bachelors party! :D
As Bender on Futurama says, blackjack and hookers round out any appropriate social gathering.

If you are getting hookers I'm coming to India aswell
Get your orders in now. I already got dibs on Lucknow Lakshmi, who apparently does this amazing thing with her four hands.

Now if only I can figure out what to do about the two elephants spraying me during all that... :confused:
 
Apr 15, 2006
56,640
As Bender on Futurama says, blackjack and hookers round out any appropriate social gathering.



Get your orders in now. I already got dibs on Lucknow Lakshmi, who apparently does this amazing thing with her four hands.

Now if only I can figure out what to do about the two elephants spraying me during all that... :confused:
Just behead them. They'll turn into gods before you know it!
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,868
Get your orders in now. I already got dibs on Lucknow Lakshmi, who apparently does this amazing thing with her four hands.

Now if only I can figure out what to do about the two elephants spraying me during all that... :confused:
Im not asking for much, a pair of japanese raingoggles will do for me.
 

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