Was riding back from work (tired and sleepless for 48 hours) today and got stuck in some heavy traffic. The whole highway was sealed because of an accident some 2 kilomtrs away from where we were stuck. After waiting for 40 mins i decided to use the 2 meter wide concrete divider (the structure that seperates the two highways,don't know what you peeps call it). it was around 150 cms in height and i knew if i could get on it then it will lead me straight through the traffic. Problem was how to get on it. Got off my bike,cleaned the small pebbles under my rear tyre. Idea was to"wheelie" my bike and land the front tyre on the divider and then lift the rear end onto the divider with some help.
Backed my bike up,put it in gear and after reving high i let the clutch go. The front wheel shot up and it was looking good but it never landed, instead the bike landed on the base of the exhaust comming out from the engine smashing into the concrete edge of the divider

and with a loud noise and the clever ass fell flat on his ass along with the bike. I knew straight away it was an expensive impatient stunt. In the commotion a couple of "village" twats (cops) arrived and took my bike in along with my license. Its still there and i need to go collect it tomorrow morning.
My bike has license plates from Mumbai and Delhi is very very paranoid with anything from Mumbai. Most of the cops in the city are from small twat villages in north india. I expect a long day tomorrow :groan: