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Jul 15, 2006
25,676
Me and mi amigo went to his fam's thanksgiving dinner...then the rest of the week...well I went AWOL .. Managed to try Blue lean/spent 40 min in a car with two random white bitches smokin weed/ then went to a party more weed..bitches..the girls dad came him he was like GTFO im black u ain't gotta tell me twice. Then ended up at some dudes house where they offered me X , but im black (suprised at my ability to say no when drunk) . Then spend sunday mornin wit a handle of vodka
That shit cray.
 

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Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,541
Well there goes my crazy cat lady dream, I couldn't give up cheese and wine.
You'll be more like the rich lady who hates everyone and everyone hates her back. You'll probably have a single cat and she'll be the expensive type, and when you die you'll leave all your inheritance to the cat.
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
You'll be more like the rich lady who hates everyone and everyone hates her back. You'll probably have a single cat and she'll be the expensive type, and when you die you'll leave all your inheritance to the cat.
Great new plan! I can always count on you.

Kasaki, that's an exciting twist as well.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,790
White wine and Chinese food. I'm practising for when I'm 45 and living with my cats and constant disappointment.
But wine doesn't go with Chinese food. Haven't you heard of Oriental Flushing Syndrome? (And no, it doesn't have to do with me eating anything off the menu at Panda Express. :pado:)
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
But wine doesn't go with Chinese food. Haven't you heard of Oriental Flushing Syndrome? (And no, it doesn't have to do with me eating anything off the menu at Panda Express. :pado:)
I have conditioned my body to a place where wine goes with everything.

A black guy who wanted you for himself, surely.
Surprisingly, no. It was my insane housemate when I lived in Paris. She was very much of the "gotta catch 'em all" philosophy when it came to interracial sex.
 

Kasaki

Moggi's Assistant
Jun 1, 2010
13,750
I have conditioned my body to a place where wine goes with everything.



Surprisingly, no. It was my insane housemate when I lived in Paris. She was very much of the "gotta catch 'em all" philosophy when it came to interracial sex.
me and her woulda been the best fuck buddies :p
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,790
I have conditioned my body to a place where wine goes with everything.
:tup: My wife wimps out for things like beer with Thai food and Mexican, and I tell her you have to brave it.

Surprisingly, no. It was my insane housemate when I lived in Paris. She was very much of the "gotta catch 'em all" philosophy when it came to interracial sex.
Or venereal diseases?
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
me and her woulda been the best fuck buddies :p
:D She was a MILF, I'll give that to her. Though she didn't have her baby until she was 47.

That's pretty admirable. I applaud her.
To each their own, I'm more of the kind to sleep with people I like rather than sleep with people based on ethnicity etc.

swag said:
Or venereal diseases?
Indeed, and she'd had a few.
 

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