What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,083 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Wait for the iPad3

Android tabs are eating it right now

Why don't you just get a job at apple?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Nzoric]

Anyone fancy writting a critical discourse analysis for me? 1200 words - £25

subject?

 

[Ford Prefect]

subject?

No subject just a discourse analysis of a newspaper article. I've been putting it off for three weeks and I really can't be arsed to do it.

 

[Nzoric]

No subject just a discourse analysis of a newspaper article. I've been putting it off for three weeks and I really can't be arsed to do it.

1200 words is nothing man . Pour yourself a beer or a glass of whine - light a cigarette and get cracking. I would help you out if I wasn't doing my synopsis.

 

[swag]

Wait for the iPad3

An iPad3 covered in barf, then we're talkin'.

 

[Bozi]

if you like 50 years old woman who is married to a doctor with three teenage kids

so....she likes sex then?

 

[Ford Prefect]

1200 words is nothing man . Pour yourself a beer or a glass of whine - light a cigarette and get cracking. I would help you out if I wasn't doing my synopsis.

Its not the length, if anything i will go over that limit, its the doing the analysise, i fucking hate CDA.

 

[swag]

if you like 50 years old woman who is married to a doctor with three teenage kids

so....she likes sex then?

And are any of her kids hot?

 

[Bozi]

And are any of her kids hot?

yeah but her grandkids are not "of age!"

 

[.zero]

Why don't you just get a job at apple?

Why don't you get a job at the dong factory

 

[Bozi]

Why don't you get a job at the dong factory

he tried,they refused as the discount he would receive compared to now could threaten their long term development

 

[swag]

Why don't you get a job at the dong factory

Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

 

[Byrone]

Why don't you get a job at the dong factory

Only stupid mofos buy the cow when they already get the milk for free.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I had a weird dream last night. I went to see my dealer and got a lot of weed, then, my friends wanted to hang out and they smoked all my weed and I got really pissed off.

 

[Byrone]

I had a weird dream last night. I went to see my dealer and got a lot of weed, then, my friends wanted to hang out and they smoked all my weed and I got really pissed off.

I've experienced that dream quite often in real life.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I've experienced that dream quite often in real life.

It's the least a maggot like you deserves.

 

[Byrone]

It's the least a maggot like you deserves.

Thanks, you're too kind.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Thanks, you're too kind.

You're welcome.

 

[Byrone]

You're welcome.

Any more compliments for the day?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Any more compliments for the day?

Nope. Come back tomorrow.