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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I don't understand how Chinese people don't weigh 2,000 pounds here. I went to the Chinese dim sum place across the street, and everything on the menu looked like it involved backing up a dump truck full of fried rice and wontons on your table.

So I thought I would go "light" and get the wonton noodle soup. The thing was an Olympic-sized swimming pool. I think I saw Michael Phelps smoking a bong between my wontons. :(
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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I don't understand how Chinese people don't weigh 2,000 pounds here. I went to the Chinese dim sum place across the street, and everything on the menu looked like it involved backing up a dump truck full of fried rice and wontons on your table.

So I thought I would go "light" and get the wonton noodle soup. The thing was an Olympic-sized swimming pool. I think I saw Michael Phelps smoking a bong between my wontons. :(
I could really go for some dim sum right now. And then some spicy fried crab

Don't judge me you monster!!

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