I don't understand how Chinese people don't weigh 2,000 pounds here. I went to the Chinese dim sum place across the street, and everything on the menu looked like it involved backing up a dump truck full of fried rice and wontons on your table.
So I thought I would go "light" and get the wonton noodle soup. The thing was an Olympic-sized swimming pool. I think I saw Michael Phelps smoking a bong between my wontons.