++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I hope I take over the worthless team. First thing on the list, kill Gary Neville. Then, sell Rooney to Galatasaray for 1.5 pounds, not 1.5 million pounds, just 1.5 pounds.
Then, I would sell RVN to the New England Revolution. Rio to Gillingham, and Wes Brown to Notts County.
Then, hire a homo to rape Sir Alex, after I took over his job.