++ [ originally posted by Kaliman ] ++
and screw my brothers wifes and gf's like they do in The Bold and the Beautiful... later on I'll get a brain tumor and disappear for a while. Everyone think I'm dead, but then I come back claiming that every child on the show is mine, cuz I screwed almost all of them (the chicks, not the kids!). My brothers will get pissed and break my foot again. Then I'll jump off a mountain using a plastic bag as a parachute...
Damn... I watch to much crappy TV...