Weston “Royale Avec Fromage” McKennie (36 Viewers)

Vlad

In Allegri We Trust
May 23, 2011
24,210
  • Vlad

    Vlad

Five seasons for Wes McKennie in Juve.
Five seasons without scudetto. Five seasons of banter.

On August 1, 2020 we won our last scudetto (covid season). Later that month McKennie signed for Juve.

How blind, or how American does one have to be not to see the connection?
That cannot be a coincidence. This guy singlehandedly relegated Leeds. Sell him to Napoli or Inter next. You cant wish greater misfortune to rivals than Mckennie donning their shirt one day.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,868
He's not the sole reason for the banter era. But he is its symbol. Just like Chiellini wasn't t the only reason we won 9 scudetti, but he was the only one here for all of them.
We had 4 managers, countless directors and players during the last five seasons, but only McKennie and Pinsoglio were here since 2020. Pinsoglio was here before, when we were winning, so that leaves Wes as the sole symbol of the banter era.
Nah, this is bullshit. The real symbol of the banter era is Allegri. He was terminated because he ruined us, then some idiot gave him the job again, and then we got embarrassed by some Jewish team.

Allegri is consummate JJ through and through. A real turd in the punchbowl.
 

Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
54,117
  • Alen

    Alen

That cannot be a coincidence. This guy singlehandedly relegated Leeds. Sell him to Napoli or Inter next. You cant wish greater misfortune to rivals than Mckennie donning their shirt one day.
Yeah, he is the ultimate jinx.
Take as an example the Gold Cup, which is the top continental tournament for those minnows in North and Central America.

McKennie made his debut there in 2019. His team lost the final. They won it in 2021, but he wasn't in the squad. He's not in the squad for the 2025 edition either, and I won't be surprised if the Americans win it once again.

I've never seen another player singlehandedly destroying every team he played for.
 

RoiLezard

LizardKing in black&white
Apr 7, 2018
2,052
McKennie’s really not the problem right now. The club has way bigger issues than him.

Yeah, he’s not Vidal, but the hate make zero sense. He’s actually shown up when we were struggling, scoring in big CL games against top opposition. He runs, presses, scores headers. He’s scored more CL goals than some 70m frauds we bought.

If the club wasn’t a circus, his role would look even better. The numbers back him up more than half the squad.
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,365
Euros so obsessed with hating on him. He's been the most consistent midfielder for this club the past few years. Yet Jj fans still throat Locatelli for vanity stats, Gatti for gRIntA, and any other non American of no reason.

the tears of hate are delicious :lol:
he's easily my fav player in this current squad and I love it that he makes italian seethe by telling him the truth burgers>pasta
 

Scottish

Zebrastreifenpferd
Mar 13, 2011
10,563
Yeah, he is the ultimate jinx.
Take as an example the Gold Cup, which is the top continental tournament for those minnows in North and Central America.

McKennie made his debut there in 2019. His team lost the final. They won it in 2021, but he wasn't in the squad. He's not in the squad for the 2025 edition either, and I won't be surprised if the Americans win it once again.

I've never seen another player singlehandedly destroying every team he played for.
At what point while writing this windup did you start to actually believe it? :grin:
 

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