So, anyway, as I am just getting back from my wife's doctor visit and I see this bullshit on this thread, I figured I would at least make an attempt to get this back on track.
Here are the photos of the Nursery, which is around 95% complete
Those are always an option if nothing else pans out. Not sure if I'd have the stomach to do this with 120 kg 55 year old Serbian men with hair in all the wrong places, but if you do, more power to you I guess.