Wayne Rooney,Chavtastic (2 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

No I'm a life long virgin like yourself.

Thanks for coming out with it, now I don't feel so insecure anymore.

I said that because your comment about her just getting over it and it being her fault for noticing he was unhappy seemed very unrealistic.

 

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[IrishZebra]

Make sure you BNU.

 

[Delle Alpi]

He can come naked if he wants, but I am not sure if the airport customs would peep him in

 

[Dragon]

Hell yeah. It's just propaganda from our haters down south



You are welcome, make sure you BAEU (Bring An Extra Underwear). Them girls over here like to wear them boxers and walk around in the kitchen head held high like a 60 years grandfather

Why pay for hookers when you can get girls like those for free...

 

[X Æ A-12]

Because a hooker leaves when its over.

 

[IrishZebra]

Some guys like to cuddle afterwards Kyle.

 

[Delle Alpi]

Why pay for hookers when you can get girls like those for free...

A hooker will never eat your food.

P.S on a serious not, some guys are just never staisfied, and they are just too selfish

 

[Gabriel]

maybe it's not a bad thing if she stays when it's over, provided you make her clean the house and cook breakfast.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Some guys like to cuddle afterwards Kyle.

I can cuddle with my blunt.

 

[bianconero]

I don't think teenage boys need to watch these days, they just join in the actions. Time have changed Boz, it's not the 1800's anymore

Do that have that on Wii too. What will they think of next.

 

[IrishZebra]

I can cuddle with my blunt.

I'm a cigar man myself, but I try not to spoon them.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I'm a cigar man myself, but I try not to spoon them.

We're all god's children in the dark :eyebrows:

 

[Delle Alpi]

I can cuddle with my blunt.

who is the big spoon? I hope it's you

Do that have that on Wii too. What will they think of next.

Yes they do, instead of a game cntroller, they have a wireless leather whips

 

[IrishZebra]

We're all god's children in the dark :eyebrows:

A davidoff as a dildo, Cali Kyle you are ahead of your time.

 

[JuveJay]

Bisexual women are the highest order of crazy.

Yes.

 

[X Æ A-12]

who is the big spoon? I hope it's you

What can I say? I like being credit carded.

A davidoff as a dildo, Cali Kyle you are ahead of your time.

Girls love an over-packed dutchie in the downstairs, improves the taste when you spark it too.

 

[IrishZebra]

A Fishmonger's Blunt?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Tastes better than the woodchips that come rolled in your dutchie.

 

[Nicholas]

Thanks for coming out with it, now I don't feel so insecure anymore.

I said that because your comment about her just getting over it and it being her fault for noticing he was unhappy seemed very unrealistic.

Maybe my comment was abit unsensative, however he cheated on her before, so she knew what he was like YET she stood by him. One has to think it was always going to happen again. Modern society does not reward the faithful and the trusting unfortunatly.

 

[IrishZebra]

I haven't smoked weed in years, good time