Wall Street (3 Viewers)

[swag]

This just in: the NYSE reports that they are now having a grand sale. 100 shares of any U.S. security of your choice is now FREE with the purchase of a Chinese-made toaster oven from Wal-Mart.

Upgrade to a flat screen TV, and the entire state of Florida is yours. No questions asked!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Zé Tahir]

What about their ballot machines? They're not doing them any good anyway, throw them in and it's a deal.