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Tifoso

Sempre e solo Juve
Aug 12, 2005
5,162
++ [ originally posted by Espectro ] ++


Hey!! that was actually a very good comback!

Good for you!!


:thumb:

comback might not be the best word, considering the direction this thread has taken.

Just sayin...
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
my whole plan is based on that. :wallbang:
Allow me to walk you through the mind of most girls:

THE DATE

You're gonna wanna make a good entrance. Be on time and come in style. When dressing for a date; pay attention to detail. Did your shoelace on one shoe break right before you left and you quickly replaced it with one that's slightly differently black: she WILL notice. Sloppy clothing (tardiness too) will lead her to draw the conclusion she's apparently not good enough for a serious effort in personal style and hygene.

A first reaction is important. The moment you see her for the first time of the evening presents a great opportunity for you to get halfway into her pants (bluntly put, have to keep it simple for the horny male brains). Whatever you're doing the minute she walks into your field of vision, interrupt it immediately. Do not continue to casually lean against the doorpost, but quickly straighten yourself out (as if you're nervous she's too good for you, looking like that) and stumble a bit when you give her the compliment on her looks as if you can't find the words.

BE A GENTLEMAN. Open doors, offer her seats and occasionally ask her if she's comfortable (not too often, that's deadly for various reasons).

You must at all times avoid the following topics of discussions: sports (maybe on a later date if the girl is an exception and actually into sports), ex-girlfriends, finances and your feelings about her. Feelings are meant to be showed, not just talked about. That does not mean you should be too freely in touching her, however.

Ask her questions about herself, her dreams and aspirations and express an interest in all her answers.

At the end of the evening, try to avoid showing any insecurity if you feel it. By now you should have already figured out if you should kiss her goodbye and in what style and stick to that plan.

If she were to accept an invitation to come to your apartment (unlikely but it must still be prepared for), the following things should at all times be in order:
1) clean up. Dishes belong in the kitchen (preferably clean), laundry in baskets or wardrobes and shoes are not meant to be left lingering in front of the door. Put porn magazines and things of the sort in the back of a bottom drawer somewhere.
2) leave certain details in sight. You're gonna wanna leave a chair in your bedroom and put a $200 pair of jeans on it, with a Ralph Lauren polo (just an example of a brand) and some Prada shoes by the side. It's a sign that you have good taste and are full of ambition because it will require a good job+income to keep on wearing clothes like that in the future.
3) Show your intellect by leaving study books in sight but hiding sports magazines
4) make up your bed and make sure it's clean. Nobody likes to find tissues by the side of a man's bed
5) your music collection should be balanced and varied. If that requires hiding some cd's because you have too many of one genre, do it.
6) put some photo's in frames scattered through your room. You'll want her to know you have a life.

Well thats some info off the top of my head. Good luck :redface::D
 

Dan

Back & Quack
Mar 9, 2004
9,290
++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
too lazy erik
Ungrateful brat... its good advice you know.

If you are truley lazy to read that then you cant whine anymore about not getting girls;)
 

Dan

Back & Quack
Mar 9, 2004
9,290
++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++



you can get free condoms anyway.


dan, i read it, just too lazy to follow it. erik, what comes before that ? how do you get the date.
You meet a girl in a coffeeshop like in friends and ask her out on a date within 30 seconds of knowing her bes.
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
I was too lazy to make it an avatar, but the glasses are there...
:D

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
dan, i read it, just too lazy to follow it. erik, what comes before that ? how do you get the date.
Only rarely do relationships (no matter how short) start in a pub. Chat women up in normal life, take them by surprise (which is a sign of self confidence). The supermarket, on public transportation, at university, while shopping, you name it.
 

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