Kate, I will have to enlighten you to one of the all-time Juventuz greats,
Rainforest Liu. I don't know how he managed to log in here, but messages from him were like receiving communiques from a spaceship orbiting Alpha Centauri.
Right about now, Rainforest Liu would typically be posting some bit of news or a footie article on Juventus potentially signing Marco Borriello.
I don't know what dimension of time and space that guy lived in, but it always felt like he was violating some laws of physics.