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2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Silly question, because it reacts chemically with air
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Also silly, why would someone declare himself/herself as psychic when receiving the prize? Duuuh
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why are you such a pain in the arse?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
According to the Merriam Webster dictionary a stick is:
Pronunciation: 'stik
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English stik, from Old English sticca; akin to Old Norse stik stick, Old English stician to stick
1 : a woody piece or part of a tree or shrub: as a : a usually dry or dead severed shoot, twig, or slender branch b : a cut or broken branch or piece of wood gathered for fuel or construction material
2 a : a long slender piece of wood or metal: as (1) : a club or staff used as a weapon (2) : WALKING STICK b : an implement used for striking or propelling an object in a game c : something used to force compliance d : a baton symbolizing an office or dignity; also : a person entitled to bear such a baton
3 : a piece of the materials composing something (as a building)
4 a : any of various implements resembling a stick in shape, origin, or use: as (1) : COMPOSING STICK (2) : an airplane lever operating the elevators and ailerons (3) : the gearshift lever of an automobile b : STICKFUL
5 : something prepared (as by cutting, molding, or rolling) in a relatively long and slender often cylindrical form <a stick of candy> <a stick of butter>
6 a : PERSON, CHAP b : a dull, inert, stiff, or spiritless person
7 plural : remote usually rural districts regarded especially as backward, dull, or unsophisticated : BOONDOCKS
8 : an herbaceous stalk resembling a woody stick <celery sticks>
9 : 1MAST 1; also : 1YARD 4
10 : a piece of furniture
11 a : a number of bombs arranged for release from a bombing plane in a series across a target b : a number of parachutists dropping together
12 slang : a marijuana cigarette
13 a : punishment or the threat of punishment used to force compliance or cooperation <choosing between the carrot and the stick> b British : CRITICISM, ABUSE
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
So that the body won't smell
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Because water falls down in the form of drops and snow in the form of flakes
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Because Bill Gates is a moron, a moron that has an empire, be like him
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Just so you can concentrate better
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Have you heard of marketing?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
What is the second hand called?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
It is ther rush hour which makes it slow, duuh
16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Because a dictionary is supposed to have all the words
17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
You said it 'tops of your feet'
18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because no one will want to buy a mouse flavoured food for their cat
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Nawaf answered it
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
In which country is that?
22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Who wrote these questions anyway?
24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
Because those who do not attend, should preferrably not know who is there
25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
The fridge is used more often and we DO have a light in our freezer
27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Because it is bottled
28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Because if your bread was frozen you might need that extra time, use your COMMON SENSE next time
29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to see a weed plant and decided to roll the flowers to a joint and enjoy his time for a couple of hours?
30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Have you ever watched any TV show or movie?
31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
32. What do you call male ballerinas?
33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
Why don't you ask a blind person?
34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Zlatan answered you
36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
What the fuck is quizzical? and who uses this word?
37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
The ingredients are on the back of the bottle
38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
Do you have serious issues?
39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Can you count the billions of stars?
40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Yes
Silly question, because it reacts chemically with air
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Also silly, why would someone declare himself/herself as psychic when receiving the prize? Duuuh
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why are you such a pain in the arse?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
According to the Merriam Webster dictionary a stick is:
Pronunciation: 'stik
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English stik, from Old English sticca; akin to Old Norse stik stick, Old English stician to stick
1 : a woody piece or part of a tree or shrub: as a : a usually dry or dead severed shoot, twig, or slender branch b : a cut or broken branch or piece of wood gathered for fuel or construction material
2 a : a long slender piece of wood or metal: as (1) : a club or staff used as a weapon (2) : WALKING STICK b : an implement used for striking or propelling an object in a game c : something used to force compliance d : a baton symbolizing an office or dignity; also : a person entitled to bear such a baton
3 : a piece of the materials composing something (as a building)
4 a : any of various implements resembling a stick in shape, origin, or use: as (1) : COMPOSING STICK (2) : an airplane lever operating the elevators and ailerons (3) : the gearshift lever of an automobile b : STICKFUL
5 : something prepared (as by cutting, molding, or rolling) in a relatively long and slender often cylindrical form <a stick of candy> <a stick of butter>
6 a : PERSON, CHAP b : a dull, inert, stiff, or spiritless person
7 plural : remote usually rural districts regarded especially as backward, dull, or unsophisticated : BOONDOCKS
8 : an herbaceous stalk resembling a woody stick <celery sticks>
9 : 1MAST 1; also : 1YARD 4
10 : a piece of furniture
11 a : a number of bombs arranged for release from a bombing plane in a series across a target b : a number of parachutists dropping together
12 slang : a marijuana cigarette
13 a : punishment or the threat of punishment used to force compliance or cooperation <choosing between the carrot and the stick> b British : CRITICISM, ABUSE
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
So that the body won't smell
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Because water falls down in the form of drops and snow in the form of flakes
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Because Bill Gates is a moron, a moron that has an empire, be like him
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Just so you can concentrate better
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Have you heard of marketing?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
What is the second hand called?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
It is ther rush hour which makes it slow, duuh
16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Because a dictionary is supposed to have all the words
17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
You said it 'tops of your feet'
18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because no one will want to buy a mouse flavoured food for their cat
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Nawaf answered it
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
In which country is that?
22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Who wrote these questions anyway?
24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
Because those who do not attend, should preferrably not know who is there
25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
The fridge is used more often and we DO have a light in our freezer
27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Because it is bottled
28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Because if your bread was frozen you might need that extra time, use your COMMON SENSE next time
29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to see a weed plant and decided to roll the flowers to a joint and enjoy his time for a couple of hours?
30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Have you ever watched any TV show or movie?
31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
32. What do you call male ballerinas?
33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
Why don't you ask a blind person?
34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Zlatan answered you
36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
What the fuck is quizzical? and who uses this word?
37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
The ingredients are on the back of the bottle
38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
Do you have serious issues?
39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Can you count the billions of stars?
40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Yes
++ [ originally posted by Chxta ] ++
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
melanocytes redistribution
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
?
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
stick not sticking or sticker
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
??????????????
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
because bill gates is an idiot
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
to concentrate
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
real lemon juice (pure) can burn your stomach
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
?
16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
?
17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
dorsal aspects
18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
the cats like to kill but not to eat the rats
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
too heavy,,,compared to aluminium ,,,,,,,,,,,,,maybe
20. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
?
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
?
22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
?
23. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
a reflex
24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
?
25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
?
26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
depends on how old is your refrigerator
27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
?
28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
?
29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
?
30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
?
31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
?
32. What do you call male ballerinas?
?
33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
do the babies dream?
34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
?
35. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
?
36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
?
37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
?
38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
?
39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
did u do that?
40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
melanocytes redistribution
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
?
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
stick not sticking or sticker
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
??????????????
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
because bill gates is an idiot
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
to concentrate
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
real lemon juice (pure) can burn your stomach
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
?
16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
?
17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
dorsal aspects
18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
the cats like to kill but not to eat the rats
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
too heavy,,,compared to aluminium ,,,,,,,,,,,,,maybe
20. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
?
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
?
22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
?
23. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
a reflex
24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
?
25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
?
26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
depends on how old is your refrigerator
27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
?
28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
?
29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
?
30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
?
31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
?
32. What do you call male ballerinas?
?
33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
do the babies dream?
34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
?
35. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
?
36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
?
37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
?
38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
?
39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
did u do that?
40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
melanocytes redistribution
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
?
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
stick not sticking or sticker
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
??????????????
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
because bill gates is an idiot
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
to concentrate
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
real lemon juice (pure) can burn your stomach
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
?
16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
?
17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
dorsal aspects
18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
the cats like to kill but not to eat the rats
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
too heavy,,,compared to aluminium ,,,,,,,,,,,,,maybe
20. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
?
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
?
22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
?
23. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
a reflex
24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
?
25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
?
26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
depends on how old is your refrigerator
27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
?
28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
?
29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
?
30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
?
31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
?
32. What do you call male ballerinas?
?
33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
do the babies dream?
34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
?
35. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
?
36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
?
37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
?
38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
?
39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
did u do that?
40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? [/QUOTE]
?
The pH of lemon juice is about 2.4 I think, and the pH of stomach acid (hydrochloric acid) is about 1, or sometimes more depending on the amount of protein in the product being digested. If the hydrochloric acid in a healthy stomach cannot burn through the walls because of a mucous coating (exception of an ulcer), the juice of a lemon, with less hydrogen than hydrochloric acid could not burn the lining of the stomach. Even if you swallowed pure lemon juice, the hydrochloric acid would digest it anyways.
Or I could be wrong...
Or I could be wrong...
++ [ originally posted by Max ] ++
The pH of lemon juice is about 2.4 I think, and the pH of stomach acid (hydrochloric acid) is about 1, or sometimes more depending on the amount of protein in the product being digested. If the hydrochloric acid in a healthy stomach cannot burn through the walls because of a mucous coating (exception of an ulcer), the juice of a lemon, with less hydrogen than hydrochloric acid could not burn the lining of the stomach. Even if you swallowed pure lemon juice, the hydrochloric acid would digest it anyways.
Or I could be wrong ...
The pH of lemon juice is about 2.4 I think, and the pH of stomach acid (hydrochloric acid) is about 1, or sometimes more depending on the amount of protein in the product being digested. If the hydrochloric acid in a healthy stomach cannot burn through the walls because of a mucous coating (exception of an ulcer), the juice of a lemon, with less hydrogen than hydrochloric acid could not burn the lining of the stomach. Even if you swallowed pure lemon juice, the hydrochloric acid would digest it anyways.
Or I could be wrong ...
because the stomach produce its acid only during digestion and thats why it doesnt burn itself, but imagine if the its producing its acid along with the pure lemon juice
its an easy way to become a dragon?
++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Silly question, because it reacts chemically with air
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Also silly, why would someone declare himself/herself as psychic when receiving the prize? Duuuh
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why are you such a pain in the arse?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
According to the Merriam Webster dictionary a stick is:
Pronunciation: 'stik
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English stik, from Old English sticca; akin to Old Norse stik stick, Old English stician to stick
1 : a woody piece or part of a tree or shrub: as a : a usually dry or dead severed shoot, twig, or slender branch b : a cut or broken branch or piece of wood gathered for fuel or construction material
2 a : a long slender piece of wood or metal: as (1) : a club or staff used as a weapon (2) : WALKING STICK b : an implement used for striking or propelling an object in a game c : something used to force compliance d : a baton symbolizing an office or dignity; also : a person entitled to bear such a baton
3 : a piece of the materials composing something (as a building)
4 a : any of various implements resembling a stick in shape, origin, or use: as (1) : COMPOSING STICK (2) : an airplane lever operating the elevators and ailerons (3) : the gearshift lever of an automobile b : STICKFUL
5 : something prepared (as by cutting, molding, or rolling) in a relatively long and slender often cylindrical form <a stick of candy> <a stick of butter>
6 a : PERSON, CHAP b : a dull, inert, stiff, or spiritless person
7 plural : remote usually rural districts regarded especially as backward, dull, or unsophisticated : BOONDOCKS
8 : an herbaceous stalk resembling a woody stick <celery sticks>
9 : 1MAST 1; also : 1YARD 4
10 : a piece of furniture
11 a : a number of bombs arranged for release from a bombing plane in a series across a target b : a number of parachutists dropping together
12 slang : a marijuana cigarette
13 a : punishment or the threat of punishment used to force compliance or cooperation <choosing between the carrot and the stick> b British : CRITICISM, ABUSE
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
So that the body won't smell
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Because water falls down in the form of drops and snow in the form of flakes
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Because Bill Gates is a moron, a moron that has an empire, be like him
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Just so you can concentrate better
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Have you heard of marketing?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
What is the second hand called?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
It is ther rush hour which makes it slow, duuh
16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Because a dictionary is supposed to have all the words
17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
You said it 'tops of your feet'
18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because no one will want to buy a mouse flavoured food for their cat
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Nawaf answered it
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
In which country is that?
22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Who wrote these questions anyway?
24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
Because those who do not attend, should preferrably not know who is there
25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
The fridge is used more often and we DO have a light in our freezer
27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Because it is bottled
28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Because if your bread was frozen you might need that extra time, use your COMMON SENSE next time
29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to see a weed plant and decided to roll the flowers to a joint and enjoy his time for a couple of hours?
30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Have you ever watched any TV show or movie?
31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
32. What do you call male ballerinas?
33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
Why don't you ask a blind person?
34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Zlatan answered you
36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
What the fuck is quizzical? and who uses this word?
37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
The ingredients are on the back of the bottle
38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
Do you have serious issues?
39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Can you count the billions of stars?
40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Yes
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Silly question, because it reacts chemically with air
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Also silly, why would someone declare himself/herself as psychic when receiving the prize? Duuuh
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why are you such a pain in the arse?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
According to the Merriam Webster dictionary a stick is:
Pronunciation: 'stik
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English stik, from Old English sticca; akin to Old Norse stik stick, Old English stician to stick
1 : a woody piece or part of a tree or shrub: as a : a usually dry or dead severed shoot, twig, or slender branch b : a cut or broken branch or piece of wood gathered for fuel or construction material
2 a : a long slender piece of wood or metal: as (1) : a club or staff used as a weapon (2) : WALKING STICK b : an implement used for striking or propelling an object in a game c : something used to force compliance d : a baton symbolizing an office or dignity; also : a person entitled to bear such a baton
3 : a piece of the materials composing something (as a building)
4 a : any of various implements resembling a stick in shape, origin, or use: as (1) : COMPOSING STICK (2) : an airplane lever operating the elevators and ailerons (3) : the gearshift lever of an automobile b : STICKFUL
5 : something prepared (as by cutting, molding, or rolling) in a relatively long and slender often cylindrical form <a stick of candy> <a stick of butter>
6 a : PERSON, CHAP b : a dull, inert, stiff, or spiritless person
7 plural : remote usually rural districts regarded especially as backward, dull, or unsophisticated : BOONDOCKS
8 : an herbaceous stalk resembling a woody stick <celery sticks>
9 : 1MAST 1; also : 1YARD 4
10 : a piece of furniture
11 a : a number of bombs arranged for release from a bombing plane in a series across a target b : a number of parachutists dropping together
12 slang : a marijuana cigarette
13 a : punishment or the threat of punishment used to force compliance or cooperation <choosing between the carrot and the stick> b British : CRITICISM, ABUSE
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
So that the body won't smell
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Because water falls down in the form of drops and snow in the form of flakes
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Because Bill Gates is a moron, a moron that has an empire, be like him
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Just so you can concentrate better
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Have you heard of marketing?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
What is the second hand called?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
It is ther rush hour which makes it slow, duuh
16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Because a dictionary is supposed to have all the words
17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
You said it 'tops of your feet'
18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because no one will want to buy a mouse flavoured food for their cat
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Nawaf answered it
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
In which country is that?
22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Who wrote these questions anyway?
24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
Because those who do not attend, should preferrably not know who is there
25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
The fridge is used more often and we DO have a light in our freezer
27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Because it is bottled
28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Because if your bread was frozen you might need that extra time, use your COMMON SENSE next time
29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to see a weed plant and decided to roll the flowers to a joint and enjoy his time for a couple of hours?
30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Have you ever watched any TV show or movie?
31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
32. What do you call male ballerinas?
33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
Why don't you ask a blind person?
34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Zlatan answered you
36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
What the fuck is quizzical? and who uses this word?
37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
The ingredients are on the back of the bottle
38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
Do you have serious issues?
39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Can you count the billions of stars?
40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Yes
++ [ originally posted by Max ] ++
The lemon juice would digest easily. I just took a sip of pure lemon juice (used for cooking) in a bottle. I'm not even joking. If I don't come back in the next few days, then you are right.
The lemon juice would digest easily. I just took a sip of pure lemon juice (used for cooking) in a bottle. I'm not even joking. If I don't come back in the next few days, then you are right.
u need at least 30L of it to burn it
