1. Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
20. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
23. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
32. What do you call male ballerinas?
33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
35. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
20. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
23. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
32. What do you call male ballerinas?
33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
35. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
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