U.S. Soccer (12 Viewers)

[Enron]

Yea but East Bay mud is the greatest water on the planet.

You don't even know, bro. In fact Swag might not even know that.

I'm just saying that LA takes everyone's water.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

LA should disappear...

 

[X Æ A-12]

I'm just saying that LA takes everyone's water.

Thats because So Cal tap water is nasty as fuck. I wouldn't wash my balls in that beaner semen.

 

[Enron]

Thats because So Cal tap water is nasty as fuck. I wouldn't wash my balls in that beaner semen.

It's because So Cal is a natural desert and in the late 1800s someone decided irrigation could make it farmable. So they started pumping water in. Now they pump it in from as far as Texas and Colorado.

 

[X Æ A-12]

So you're saying its the water from other states that is shit?

 

[Enron]

So you're saying its the water from other states that is shit?

No.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Thats because So Cal tap water is nasty as fuck. I wouldn't wash my balls in that beaner semen.

 

[Enron]

Bob picks line up for Brazil match: Jermaine Jones included.

http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/news/_/id/5437695/jones-lone-newcomer-us-roster-brazil

 

[Bjerknes]

That is very good news. It would have been nice to have him in the team for the World Cup instead of Clark.

 

[Gabriel]

Is that the Jones who plays for Schalke? Isn't he german?

 

[Bjerknes]

German-American. He was born in Germany at a US military base his father was stationed at. Mother was German.

Jones played a couple matches for Germany, but since they were friendlies, FIFA allowed him to join the US camp.

 

[Gabriel]

I see, good for you folks, he's a very good player.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No doubt, I'm psyched up.

 

[Bjerknes]

Kurt Onalfo fired as DC United coach.

So, Benny Olsen takes over as the interim guy. He's obviously never been a head coach, but it's not a big deal. Can't get worse than this anyway.

When Clyde Simms is your midfield general and the first guy on the team sheet, you know you will suck.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

-19 GD

 

[Bjerknes]

United forwards have totaled a whopping six goals in 18 matches, or five if you count Quaranta as a midfielder.

Rodney Wallace, the defender/midfielder, leads the team in assists with two.

http://www.mlssoccer.com/stats/club/dc/overall

Yeah, surely there could be some improvement in these areas.

 

[Enron]

At least we have Najar. He's sick and only 17.

 

[Bjerknes]

He leads the team in goals with three.

 

[Enron]

That's how bad the team is. Our midfield is laughable. It's a real shame to send out Jaime like this.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's how bad the team is. Our midfield is laughable. It's a real shame to send out Jaime like this.

I'm surprised you haven't become a Houston Dynamo fan.