U.S. Soccer (35 Viewers)

[swag]

Tomorrow 9pm Eastern. ESPN2.

Sweetness. Thanks. I'll be watching.

 

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[Gep]

At least we don't need an ITALIAN to guide us to tournaments. :rofl2:

I love the change of terms you guys use in your soccer game like the comb over we call a flick on. Watched a game once before and some of the commentators terms was hillarious. same meat different gravy i suppose.

 

[Enron]

Just messing. should be called the Aaron and Andy thread cos i aint got a clue bout your players cos we dont get much coverage where i live.

It's cool man. Most of our players play for rather obscure clubs. Other than the guys at West Ham, Fulham, Gladbach, Rennes, and Standard.

We don't expect you to follow our team, this thread just makes it less annoying than if we start talking US NT in some other unrelated thread.

 

[Enron]

I love the change of terms you guys use in your soccer game like the comb over we call a flick on. Watched a game once before and some of the commentators terms was hillarious. same meat different gravy i suppose.

We refer to it as a flick on too. We even play the ball square, overlap the full back, and say step over. The announcer must have been an idiot.

 

[Gep]

It's cool man. Most of our players play for rather obscure clubs. Other than the guys at West Ham, Fulham, Gladbach, Rennes, and Standard.

We don't expect you to follow our team, this thread just makes it less annoying than if we start talking US NT in some other unrelated thread.

Nah seriously carry on, i really aint fussed. who you got then? Was it Mexico. If so kick ass.2-0 U.S win.

 

[Gep]

We refer to it as a flick on too. We even play the ball square, overlap the full back, and say step over. The announcer must have been an idiot.

Seriously he must have been a donut cos it was so funny. there was like about 10 different meanings he used which put me in stitches. Comb over was the best one tho.

 

[Enron]

Nah seriously carry on, i really aint fussed. who you got then? Was it Mexico. If so kick ass.2-0 U.S win.

Yeah we crushed Marquez and Co. Was rather surprising considering the youth of our midfield and the incompetence our the guy who plays striker for us.

 

[Gep]

Yeah we crushed Marquez and Co. Was rather surprising considering the youth of our midfield and the incompetence our the guy who plays striker for us.

Oh hold up you mean you've already played the game?

 

[Enron]

Seriously he must have been a donut cos it was so funny. there was like about 10 different meanings he used which put me in stitches. Comb over was the best one tho.

That happens on American telecasts sometimes. You get the wank who's used to calling women's tennis. And it's bloody terrible.

 

[swag]

I love the change of terms you guys use in your soccer game like the comb over we call a flick on. Watched a game once before and some of the commentators terms was hillarious. same meat different gravy i suppose.

Dude, our announcers suck ass worse than David Beckham in a West Hollywood dildo emporium.

 

[Enron]

Oh hold up you mean you've already played the game?

Yeah that was last month. We play El Salvador away tomorrow. El Salvador should be a win every time, but playing in a central American stadium is a bit like walking into a war zone. Especially when you have USA on your jersey.

 

[Gep]

Dude, our announcers suck ass worse than David Beckham in a West Hollywood dildo emporium.

And all this time i thought those were the terms you used over there. I take that all back. Still well funny.

 

[Gep]

Yeah that was last month. We play El Salvador away tomorrow. El Salvador should be a win every time, but playing in a central American stadium is a bit like walking into a war zone. Especially when you have USA on your jersey.

Didnt even know El salvador even had a frigging team. it'll be a walk in the park man.

 

[Enron]

Didnt even know El salvador even had a frigging team. it'll be a walk in the park man.

A 4-0 win just isn't as sweet when you're getting pelted with 9volt batteries, piss balloons, and bags of feces.

 

[Gep]

A 4-0 win just isn't as sweet when you're getting pelted with 9volt batteries, piss balloons, and bags of feces.

The image im having is sickening. thank you..

 

[Enron]

Any time.

 

[swag]

Didnt even know El salvador even had a frigging team. it'll be a walk in the park man.

I don't know about that. Just ask Honduras.

 

[Bjerknes]

I met a hottie from Honduras last weekend. Thanks for reminding me to contact her.

 

[swag]

I met a hottie from Honduras last weekend. Thanks for reminding me to contact her.

I was thinking more of the Football War of 1969, but that works too.

 

[Bjerknes]