U.S. Soccer (24 Viewers)

[Enron]

The high will be 62, low 36.

It figures the match would fall on the warmest day of the winter.

That sucks. Too bad we can't freeze the field over night.

 

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[Bjerknes]

That sucks. Too bad we can't freeze the field over night.

The government needs to hurry up with their weather controlling devices.

 

[swag]

I can't wait to send Sven back to the oven.

 

[Bjerknes]

It would be very nice indeed.

Too bad I'm not very fond of coach Bradley either though.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What if we got Lippi as our head coach.



The forum would be so jealous.

 

[Bjerknes]

That would be FUCKING SWEET!

I'd be over the moon with that.

Wonder what some forum members would say? "Lippi is too good for them" or "The US will ruin Lippi as a manager."

 

[swag]

American blooood!!!

 

[Bjerknes]

American blooood!!!

Does that mean we'd need to inject Lippi with Mustard and buffalo sauce?

 

[Enron]

No man... what kind of American are you? We'd inject him with ranch dressing.

 

[swag]

That's Hidden Valley Ranch to you, pal.

 

[Bjerknes]

No man... what kind of American are you? We'd inject him with ranch dressing.

Buffalo sauce is the true American sauce, which rivals pasta sauce.

We'd also inject him with a philly sub and a constant stream of Coors Light.

Unfortunately, Lippi may not have strong enough blood to handle all that.

 

[Enron]

Buffalo sauce is the true American sauce, which rivals pasta sauce.

We'd also inject him with a philly sub and a constant stream of Coors Light.

Unfortunately, Lippi may not have strong enough blood to handle all that.

Ranch dressing is the most ordered sauce in the nation.

 

[Bjerknes]

Ranch dressing is the most ordered sauce in the nation.

But Buffalo sauce is stronger...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

But Buffalo sauce is stronger...

I think the most original and American of all sauces must be Texas Pete, it's actually made in the country.

 

[swag]

I think the strongest and most original and American of all sauces comes from my ass crack.

Chug-a-lug, Lippi! :burke:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think the strongest and most original and American of all sauces comes from my ass crack.

Chug-a-lug, Lippi! :burke:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[swag]

Refreshing.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

How do you not think they were hilarious?

 

[Bjerknes]

Disgusting. "It's dangerous. Give your child oral serum."