You went to college for that? I'd ask for your money back. Too much of your tuition went to covering boys getting bent over their lockers.
Better, but also more likeable. As much as many of you may groan over something that affirms what Alexi Lalas says, the players have no personality. The team are a collective of mostly anonymous, replaceable parts without character or definition.
Likeable probably isn't the right word, because it also inspires the opposite: players that some people hate. Balotelli. Suarez. Zlatan. Maradona. They are all fantastic players, but they all have a theatrical presence they bring to their teams and the game to rise above the raw, wet oatmeal of a squad this U.S. team largely represents.
The USA team needs character and personality to distinguish itself from, say, even Costa Rica at this point. There's little personality to rally around beyond some cheer a teenager did at an Army Navy game 15 years ago.