True Definitions (5 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Wordage, the act of saying word.

IE - Ownage, the act of owning someone.

 

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[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
But, that is a real word, look it up at www.dictionary.com

True, though I note another definition of it on the same site:
"American frontierswoman and legendary figure of the Wild West. Often dressed in men's clothing..."

Anyway - next definition: celebrity.

 

[Holygr4le]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++
Anyway - next definition: celebrity.

The new religion of the 20 century era.
Worshipped as gods. Proves that religion is a hoax…

Religion

 

[mikhail]

Religion - the belief that an all-powerful being wants human beings to sing his praises and supress the urge to use any logical deductive abilities He has given them.

Bigotry

 

[Holygr4le]

Bigotry- One word to take the edge of the saying: "you can´t both have and eat the cake..."

Women

 

[Slagathor]

Women - Almost right, but not quite.

Sand

 

[Holygr4le]

Sand-
Small particles you find everywhere IN your body after having a "sex on the beach".

Warehouse

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Warehouse - Where the USA keeps their "stuff" that doesn't "exist."



Nanotechnology.

 

[Slagathor]

Nanotechnology - "It does exist, I tell you! It's just really, really small!"

Rental cars

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Rental Cars - Vehicles for the person who doesn't want to show up to a business meeting in Paris in a RENTAL YUGO!


United States of America.

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Rental Cars - Vehicles for the person who doesn't want to show up to a business meeting in Paris in a RENTAL YUGO!


United States of America.

USA - Small country south of the World Superpower that is Canada.

I came across a great definition once:
Quantum Mechanics - the dreams stuff is made of.

Mechanic

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Mechanic - made of many different moving parts.




Wanker.

 

[mikhail]

Wanker - c.f. Padovano. Also, Mitsubishi Pajero

iPod

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

iPod - International Pod - A piece of plastic that somehow holds every piece of information in your brain. US starts new program where "soldiers" are fitted with iPods instead of heads in order to more quickly learn the National Anthem.



EPL

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
EPL

EPL - Engrossing Paintdrying contest of London.

SPL

 

[Zé Tahir]

EPL- Americas choice for brainwashing their football fans


Yayo

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Scotland Plays Losels


ACM

 

[mikhail]

Yayo - War-cry of the Mole-men of Shangri-La.

ACM - Automated Cocktail Machine, c.f. "drunken stupor".


Infestestation.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

:LOL: @ yayo.

 

[Rami]

No body defined juventus??