True Definitions (18 Viewers)

[Dan]

Fvck the dictionary and it's pompous language, make up your own definitions. Define the word, then post your own.

For example:

UFOs

'A supposed floating object in the sky that is only seen by nobodies in society at convienient/obscure hours of the night. As questionable as Bush's IQ breaking the 75 points mark.


Ok for real now:

Carrot

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

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Ah, I've just come fresh off my TOK (Theory of Knowledge) class..

Carrot (kar-rot):
1. A vegetable, orange in color, cylindar-like in shape, that is edible. It is usually eaten by many organisms, as well as rabbit-like cartoon characters.
2. A tool for sexual stimulation.



Diet

 

[mikhail]

Diet (di.et)

1. A delusion that Monday will bring a substantial shift in your eating patterns.
2. A fashionable form of starvation.

Cinema.

 

[Slagathor]

Cinema (cin.e.ma)

1. The opportunity for lonely people to escape their pathetic lives and sit in front of a slightly larger screen than the one they have at home, together with other people.
2. An excuse to break the fashionable form of starvation that is a 'diet' (di.et) which usually involves large amounts of popcorn and soda.

War.

 

[Gep]

Fugly (Fukking Ugly)

Hows that!? ....Ave it!

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

fugly - a person so repulsive to look at that people wouldnt touch even with a stick

 

[Gep]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
fugly - a person so repulsive to look at that people wouldnt touch even with a stick

Thats the one boyo!

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Cinema (cin.e.ma)

1. The opportunity for lonely people to escape their pathetic lives and sit in front of a slightly larger screen than the one they have at home, together with other people.
2. An excuse to break the fashionable form of starvation that is a 'diet' (di.et) which usually involves large amounts of popcorn and soda.

War.

War

The process whereby one country kills a bunch of citizens of another country, and has a bunch of their own citizens killed, to prevent a bunch of their own citizens from being killed.

Silicone

 

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++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++


War

The process whereby one country kills a bunch of citizens of another country, and has a bunch of their own citizens killed, to prevent a bunch of their own citizens from being killed.

Silicone

Silicone

See Joan Rivers

Transparent

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

silicone - is material used by certain individuals to enhance and make bigger certain parts of their body ie chest. Mainly used by starving rich actresses who must have a small waist yet a big cup size.

 

[Chxta]

Transparent...

Negligee...

 

[Dan]

A word that people use but do not know the meaning of.

Joke

 

[Slagathor]

An outing aimed to amuse who's quality is always fully aligned with the level of intelligence of its creator.

Car

 

[Dan]

oo good definition, glad to see you up and posting btw

Car: An object of great desire among adolescants. Attraction of females is directly proportional to the price of the automobile.

Beer

 

[swag]

Beer: Beverage used to assist the genetic propogation of ugly females.

Mobile phone

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

mobile phone = use it to look cool

cool

 

[JCK]

cool: being at low temperature, not the one in Sweden though

bastard

 

[Dan]

the word given to someone when said someone is annoying the someone who has given the title of bastard to the someone.

Cigarette

 

[mikhail]

Cigarette - a three inch long crutch.

gym

 

[Slagathor]

Cigarettes are means of smoking tobacco; which itself was part of an ingeniuos, yet unsuccessful attempt by the Native Americans to wipe out the European settlers through cancer as opposed to the latter's choice of weapon: the bubonic plague.

EDIT: Damn you John