++ [ originally posted by Zambrotta ] ++
Here is another one:
Capello calls Mancini. He wants to know why Lazio is playing so well though they have so many problems.
- I have so many intelligent players, answers Mancini
- But how do you know they are smart? asks Capello
- I test them says Mancini. Wait a sec I'll call for Fiore.
- Yes, Mister says Fiore
- Stefano answer this question. If your father and mother has a child that is neither your brother or sister, then who is the child.
- That's simple, says Fiore. That must be me
Capello who has listened to the whole conversation decides to do the test on Francesco Totti. Totti listens carefully but can't come up with the answer. He says that he wqants to think about it.
On his way to the dressingroom he meets the waterboy.
- ey Nino, if your parents have a child that is not your brother nor your sister, then who is it?
- Jesus Francesco, it is me of course
Totti runs excited back to Capello.
- Mister, Mister. I know the answer now. it is Nino, the waterboy.
- You idiot, don't you understand that it is Fiore?
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