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a journalist told Totti "Carpe Diem" to which Totti replied: "I'm sorry, I don't speak English."
A tragic story in the newspaper: Totti's library has burnt down. It contained two books. Totti is inconsolable. 'No! I hadn't finished colouring the second one in yet!'
The three hardest years for Totti? Class one in elementary school
Totti tries to finish a jigsaw puzzle. It takes him almost four months, then he turns the box over and reads: 'From 2 to 3 years'. He says: 'Ah, so now I'm a genius!'
Totti goes on holiday. On his return Cafu asks him: 'Where have you been?' Totti: 'I went water skiing'. Cafu: 'Did you have a good time?' Totti: 'Not at all... I didn't manage to find a lake that went downhill'
Totti's girlfriend sees that Francesco is getting wet on the terrace and calls out to him: 'France, come inside, it's raining.' Totti: 'But it's raining out here as well'
A tragic story in the newspaper: Totti's library has burnt down. It contained two books. Totti is inconsolable. 'No! I hadn't finished colouring the second one in yet!'
The three hardest years for Totti? Class one in elementary school
Totti tries to finish a jigsaw puzzle. It takes him almost four months, then he turns the box over and reads: 'From 2 to 3 years'. He says: 'Ah, so now I'm a genius!'
Totti goes on holiday. On his return Cafu asks him: 'Where have you been?' Totti: 'I went water skiing'. Cafu: 'Did you have a good time?' Totti: 'Not at all... I didn't manage to find a lake that went downhill'
Totti's girlfriend sees that Francesco is getting wet on the terrace and calls out to him: 'France, come inside, it's raining.' Totti: 'But it's raining out here as well'
LMAO!!!!!!!! :LOL::LOL::LOL:
LOL sorry I meant Euro 2004. Must be living in the future to say 2006 hehe
By 2006 Italy would have a new striker as I can't imagine Vieri at the age of nearly 33 years old spear heading us to the world cup. There are some interesting young strikers in Italy, but God knows who will explode to be the next best thing (though it's gonna be tough for anyone to be as good as Vieri).
By 2006 Italy would have a new striker as I can't imagine Vieri at the age of nearly 33 years old spear heading us to the world cup. There are some interesting young strikers in Italy, but God knows who will explode to be the next best thing (though it's gonna be tough for anyone to be as good as Vieri).
++ [ originally posted by Sunshine ] ++
:LOL: The thing is that they fit him quite perfectly
but poor guy....... i'm really
that he would allow this 
:LOL: The thing is that they fit him quite perfectly
but poor guy....... i'm really
that he would allow this
the profit would go to helping needy kids in Africa (don't remember the country)
well done totti!
funny thing is that many Inter fans are saying it's better for Moratti to
sign a new huge star or else they will "hang" (
) him....Most Inter fans believe that the star Moratti will sign is Totti...
++ [ originally posted by Juventino ] ++
It's all for a good cause... He gave his permission if only
the profit would go to helping needy kids in Africa (don't remember the country)
well done totti!
funny thing is that many Inter fans are saying it's better for Moratti to
sign a new huge star or else they will "hang" ( ) him....
Most Inter fans believe that the star Moratti will sign is Totti...
It's all for a good cause... He gave his permission if only
the profit would go to helping needy kids in Africa (don't remember the country)
well done totti!
funny thing is that many Inter fans are saying it's better for Moratti to
sign a new huge star or else they will "hang" (
) him....Most Inter fans believe that the star Moratti will sign is Totti...
and somehow i just can't imagine Totti being at any other club apart from Roma. He's such an icon to them. Like DP is for us.
He was carried off in the Roma-Betis game. 
