To remember and never forget, JuventuZ moments (1 Viewer)


Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
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Dec 16, 2003
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This thread is to quote, post, remember the best moments we've ever had on this forums.

Please no off-topic posts but only to share some of the best times we had here.
 
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Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
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Dec 16, 2003
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I have tons of my best moments over here, here are some, maybe Byrone, Andy and Jack etc can remind me with some other glorious moments...


1- SingJuveSing (Burke)... I was literally in tears when he created that account and I had chest pain from so much laughing, no joke.

2- When Jack turned all members into Moderators in one night, that had me and Alen banning over 40 members if I re-call. Tiring night but the next day was hilarious just remembering.

3- Dr-Juve and his chimp chumps posts

4- Gino Genisio punching his story about punching his father.

5- Byrone krazy jokes

6- Boz and his capello diaries

7 - Juventuz atmophere thread, first 20-30 pages were killing.



Many others, please share
 
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Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
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Dec 16, 2003
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ßöмßäяðîëя;2802040 said:
1) That time I got banned and came back as "Yezkimov," a sailor on a submarine in the Russian Navy stationed in Polyarnyy. It took me 400 posts before they found out about me and I was assassinated.
:lol:

Fuck you, yeah I remember that, Yezkimov :lol:, you're a legend I swear.
 
Apr 15, 2006
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The Mafia Games
Sabet mimicking a pic of Andy mocking the Azzurri
Countless other Sabet masterpictures
The Juventuz T-Shirts
Ballz Out Jeans
Dru's dedication thread :D
Burke's video dedication
Not sure if this counts, but the Great Juventuz Desi Meetup with me, Asif, Aush and Dru! :wub:
 
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Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,638
#8
The Mafia Games
Sabet mimicking a pic of Andy mocking the Azzurri
Countless other Sabet masterpictures
The Juventuz T-Shirts
Ballz Out Jeans
Dru's dedication thread :D
Burke's video dedication
Not sure if this counts, but the Great Juventuz Desi Meetup with me, Asif, Aush and Dru! :wub:
I think that picture was posted like 100x in the NATW thread.



Fred admitting that he uses his imagination to masturbate and not watch porn because he feels disgusted seeing a penis in a porn movie.
 
Apr 12, 2004
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2) When I came up with all of the names for random sexual acts by using players' names....

Here:
True story:

Last season i was chillin with ballack and chelsea when all of a sudden robben's jankulovski started to smell, it was obvious that he was materazzi'in all over the place, so I told him to take a panucci because it looked like he had a totti head poking, so he took a huge panucci in the toilet but his jankulovski was looking good after he got out so my schweinsteiger got a bonazzoli and I pointed it right toward his panucci hole just when a huge materazzi he let out cleared the room.

So ballack and i were a little turned off so we went next door to see the maldini himself, drogba, and drog had a maldini in there and we were like whoa because how was a guy with a maldini going to service a maldini? so balla and i got to thinking who had a nice panucci hole? LAMPARD! so we kicked off our kicks and stripped our strips and we headed naked as the day we came out of the maldini over to see lammpy, he was in his room watching some de cock on schweinsteiger porn, kinda turned us back onto drogba, but anyway, we had some bonazzolis and we were in the mood for his pannuci hole so we flipped him over, but he had literally just taken a totti and his jankulovski was so dirty that we both volpi'd right there in the floor.

when we awoke, senor balla and i were engaged in schweinie to schweinie intercourse poking each others panucci holes but we were mad, our de cock holes we hurtin, we were had by someone.......

We went to the lobby of the hotel and i see a jankulovski that i knew from wayback, because my schweinie got a semi-dalla bona, all of a sudden this cat turned around and had a sweet rack of nestas, but the maldini looked different, it was none other than the delpie himself........

balla and i volpi'ed again right there in front of makelele and you know what?

Sheva comes out of the bathroom with de cock sauce on his mouth and you know who is next out of the bathroom looking like he just got the best schweinsteiger licking ever? MENACE! That nigger.......
3) When that guy had all of those weird names for Juve players, so I came up with some of the ones "we" used...

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21832

4) This thread needs to be brought back, RIGHT AWAY:

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26723
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
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Nick's Lady-boy confession.:lol2:

Sounds fantastic Jasper, really nice trip.

What out in Thailand though, Lady-Boy haven :p
Once you see them shoot ping pong balls with their organs, you won't be so quick to judge.
I never got the chance to witness a ping pong show but I had the bad experience of breaking my lady boy virginity, to an extent.
Details please, Nick.
Dusan? Pfft...thats so 2008.
Bar-Ladyboy-Hotel Room.

I guess you can fill in the blanks. Let's say I nearly died when she/he pulled down his thong to reveal the package. I've never jumped out of a window so quick before.



:lol2:
Just admit it, you touched it out of curiosity.:D
Nick, are you fuckin' serious?
Fuck you :p I was honestly more pissed off because She/He was kinda hot.



Totally, I wish I was joking. Thailands never been the same when I've been back and I love that place.
Okay, you sucked it.:D
I'll get destroyed for this but what the hell.

You know when you get that weird thinking in your head and like a lighting quick feeling that you want to do it, when your body tends to take over you. Then your mind suddenly kicks in and your like Wooooah. Well I had that urge.
Awesome.

In theatres soon: Crying Game 2 - Manchester Nick's fun filled frolicking with the ladyboys.




Nope, never happened to me.




The mind kicking in, that is.
:lol:

Admitting you are gay is the first step. I'm so proud of you.:touched:
Get to fuck the both of you.

































:D
You wish, gay boy :D
I'll never live these few posts down will I?

This is like Defoe>>>>>>Rooney x10

:D
I wonder if sleeping with a Lady-Boy means you're gay in a sense though, considering they see themselves as Women, always an interesting topic I had over there with people in bars. They tell me a lot of Straight men want to sample a Lady-Boy one of the reasons Bangkok is so popular with tourists.
Don't delude yourself Nick, you're pretty gay. Flaming flamingo gay.



No. You have a fetish for muppets. I don't blame you though, you probably have wet dreams of miss piggy all the time.
Bah. It was a general question, I'm sure every man who's slept with one is not gay.
Nah, you're 'it's raining men' gay. You have it pretty bad.
Just accept you're as bent as a nine bob note.
Gaytanamo bay is pretty bad. Keep it on the down low.
Nick, your confessional posts are HILARIOUS :lol:
Oh wow, and i thought i shouldn't bother with this thread. :lol2: :lol2:
Bet you wished your mind kicked in before you wrote this one, ey? :D
Interesting trip you got planned there Jasper, too bad Nick stole your thunder and the thread became about him instead :D

But really, wow Nick :lol:
 

icemaη

Rab's Husband - The Regista
Moderator
Aug 27, 2008
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The Turkish Invasion
My first pic of Rab as my avatar
The Official Desi Meetup
Sabet's pictures
The Green Man Avatar Invasion which was followed by the failed attempt at an Inzaghi Invasion
 

Mohad

The Ocean Star
May 20, 2009
5,709
#14
Howdy ho folks,you see vagina,Fred see's me.
Sing with me.

The official song:

You see vagina,Fred see's me.
Sing with me,cum on the tree.

You love porn,Fred loves meat.
Let's look away,so he feels neat.

Asma was rejected for a little orgasma.
But we know Fred,blasted it all over the plasma.

So don't be afraid cause roses are red.
Violets are blue & Fred loves cock,that much is true!



EDIT: Just for you,Snoop.:D
Can't stop laughing every time I remember this :lol2: :lol2:

Sorry Fred. :D
 

JCK

Biased
Contributor
May 11, 2004
109,528
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ßöмßäяðîëя;2802040 said:
1) That time I got banned and came back as "Yezkimov," a sailor on a submarine in the Russian Navy stationed in Polyarnyy. It took me 400 posts before they found out about me and I was assassinated.
But who knew you about you first? Brother
 

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