The "Yo Mamma Jokes" Thread (1 Viewer)

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JuVeMaNia86

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Jan 8, 2005
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Yo Momma so short , u can see her feet in her driver's licenses.

Yo Momma so old , she sets behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo Momma so ugly , when she was born the Dr. slap her parents.

Yo Momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo Momma so dumb , she send me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo Momma so dumb , she sets on the TV and watches the couches.

Yo Momma so ugly , she goes in a strip joiner they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo Momma so ugly , when she walks in a bank they turn off the camera.

Yo Momma so fat , her shadow weights a 100 pounds.

Yo Momma so fat , she puts mayoonaise on her Asprin.

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If anyone got new "Yo mamma" Jokes , Post it right away :D

(Edited , and corrected the wrong spell )
 
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JuVeMaNia86

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Jan 8, 2005
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These jokes will really help u if anyone talked about ur mum , Really :D ( if anyone talked about ur mum , u will have something to say about his\her mum , or u just stay and do nothing ) ( don't say u will kick his\her a$$ , maybe he\she is joking with u , do u kick his\her a$$? don't think so , atleast i don't ) , and remember , its not about ur mum , its about ur enemy's mum :D
 
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