The "Yo Mamma Jokes" Thread (3 Viewers)

[JuVeMaNia86]

Yo Momma so short , u can see her feet in her driver's licenses.

Yo Momma so old , she sets behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo Momma so ugly , when she was born the Dr. slap her parents.

Yo Momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo Momma so dumb , she send me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo Momma so dumb , she sets on the TV and watches the couches.

Yo Momma so ugly , she goes in a strip joiner they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo Momma so ugly , when she walks in a bank they turn off the camera.

Yo Momma so fat , her shadow weights a 100 pounds.

Yo Momma so fat , she puts mayoonaise on her Asprin.



If anyone got new "Yo mamma" Jokes , Post it right away

(Edited , and corrected the wrong spell )

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Should be dumb not dump, also it is mayonnaise.

 

[JuVeMaNia86]

ok , thanx Burke for the correction , My english is poor , i know , but ain't that cool , I dont think so

 

[Emma]

Your mum is hot.

 

[JuVeMaNia86]

:LOL:

 

[Emma]

Its not supposed to be funny, but ok then. Hope you enjoy yourself

 

[BarkuZ-yes i am an ass]

I do not talk about anybodyz mum's anymore

 

[Emma]

bit of a loser if you ever did

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"Substitute me for him.
Substitute my coke for gin.
Substitute you for my mum.
At least I'll get my washing done."

-Substitute

-The Who

 

[JuVeMaNia86]

These jokes will really help u if anyone talked about ur mum , Really ( if anyone talked about ur mum , u will have something to say about his\her mum , or u just stay and do nothing ) ( don't say u will kick his\her a$$ , maybe he\she is joking with u , do u kick his\her a$$? don't think so , atleast i don't ) , and remember , its not about ur mum , its about ur enemy's mum

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

OHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDD, I did not understand any of that. It just sounded like non-coherent ramblings to me.

 

[JuVeMaNia86]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
OHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDD, I did not understand any of that. It just sounded like non-coherent ramblings to me.

Good for u , cuz this is an adult words

 

[JuVeMaNia86]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
Its not supposed to be funny, but ok then. Hope you enjoy yourself

I'm enjoying myself cuz i know its only a joke

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by JuVeMaNia86 ] ++


Good for u , cuz this is an adult words

Well in "adult" words, wouldn't you say "....this is in .......?"

 

[JuVeMaNia86]

No , not "in" , "an" , ok u corrected me sometimes , but this time i correct u

 

[swag]

Yo Mamma so stupid, she didn't get the point of this thread.

 

[JuVeMaNia86]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
Yo Mamma so stupid, she didn't get the point of this thread.

My mama?

anyway , point of this thread is to get u mad , and its really worked ( kidding )

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by JuVeMaNia86 ] ++
No , not "in" , "an" , ok u corrected me sometimes , but this time i correct u

It makes no sense to say "This is an adult words." You must mean this thread is IN adult words.

You don't know what you are talking about.

 

[Dragon]

Maybe he means an adult world instead of words?

 

[Elnur_E65]

Well, "yo mama" stuff in just one post?