The Wish List and General Discussion Thread (60 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

mark as unreliable as you are at times i pray that your news is misinformed or false, i swear im expecting at least 2 big names at Juve this season, and im not including pirlo and gilardino in that category.

 

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[Bjerknes]

Pazienza will be Sissoko's replacement, probably. And that would be laughable.

 

[Mark]

Vinnie Pazienza, great boxer.



I mean come on! Just bring back Marrone if you want guys for the bench. Would cost less in wages, not complain and be a better player than Mazzarri's boy.

 

[Bjerknes]

Could also mean Mazzarri is on the way, of course.

 

[Mark]

mark as unreliable as you are at times i pray that your news is misinformed or false, i swear im expecting at least 2 big names at Juve this season, and im not including pirlo and gilardino in that category.

My sources(Marco who posted on the Italian forums in the past) got caught after the Tiago/Almiron deal. I posted the pics he took with days a couple of days Juve confirmed it. The guy was working at the freakin clinic. Now the best ones are if they see them with their own eyes entering Juve headquarters. We might be safe with this one.

 

[Fake Melo]

My sources(Marco who posted on the Italian forums in the past) got caught after the Tiago/Almiron deal. I posted the pics he took with days a couple of days Juve confirmed it. The guy was working at the freakin clinic. Now the best ones are if they see them with their own eyes entering Juve headquarters. We might be safe with this one.

Luckily we still have that Italian guy who works with Nicko

 

[Mark]

Worst case scenario.

3-4-2-1: Storari; Masiello, Bonucci, Chiellini; Beck, Montolivo, Marchisio, Bastos; Krasic, Ménez; Matri.

It can't get worse than that.

 

[Bjerknes]

Worst case scenario.

3-4-2-1: Storari; Masiello, Bonucci, Chiellini; Beck, Montolivo, Marchisio, Bastos; Krasic, Ménez; Matri.

It can't get worse than that.

Yes it can, you can have Pepe or Motta wide right.

 

[Albo]

Yes it can, you can have Pepe or Motta wide right.

I swear i wont see any Juve game if this going to happen .

 

[Mark]

Motta no, no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Suns]

Pazienza? I mean, at least Marotta has no shame, he just does whatever the fuck he wants and if he prefers Italian players then he will get them.

Pazienza and Masiello, thats more like it, there is the Marotta I know

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Worst case scenario.

3-4-2-1: Storari; Masiello, Bonucci, Chiellini; Beck, Montolivo, Marchisio, Bastos; Krasic, Ménez; Matri.

It can't get worse than that.

sorry but that is fucking worse than it already is now.

 

[Bjerknes]

That team would have zero chemistry.

 

[Trequartista]

You want Marotta's wish? Here it is:

Storari
Motta-Bonucci-Barzagli-De Ceglie
Pepe-Aquilani-Marchisio-Cerci
Gilardino-Quagliarella

Coach: Luigi Delneri

Objective: Mid table

ItalJuve Accomplished

Team name: Juvedoria

 

[Mark]

Storari gives the ball to Masiello...loses it
Storari gives the ball to Bonucci...long ball in the curva
Storari gives the ball to Chiellini...tackles it...PK
Storari gives the ball to Beck...runs...crosses...Matri jumps....hurts rib.
Storari gives the ball to Montolivo...takes the ball...looks at it...turns...looks again...turns again...still on same spot....loses it
Storari gives the ball to Bastos...runs...runs..runs...left turn and he's in Como
Storari gives the ball to Marchisio...same as Monto but with less style
Storari gives the ball to Krasic...remains stunned that he's out of position
...

 

[Bjerknes]

Worst case scenario.

3-4-2-1: Storari; Masiello, Bonucci, Chiellini; Beck, Montolivo, Marchisio, Bastos; Krasic, Ménez; Matri.

It can't get worse than that.

VDS

Ferrara - Montero - Tudor

Zambrotta - Tacchinardi - Davids - Pessotto

Zidane

Inzaghi - Del Piero

 

[Trequartista]

VDS

Ferrara - Montero - Tudor

Zambrotta - Tacchinardi - Davids - Pessotto

Zidane

Inzaghi - Del Piero

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Storari gives the ball to Masiello...loses it
Storari gives the ball to Bonucci...long ball in the curva
Storari gives the ball to Chiellini...tackles it...PK
Storari gives the ball to Beck...runs...crosses...Matri jumps....hurts rib.
Storari gives the ball to Montolivo...takes the ball...looks at it...turns...looks again...turns again...still on same spot....loses it
Storari gives the ball to Bastos...runs...runs..runs...left turn and he's in Como
Storari gives the ball to Marchisio...same as Monto but with less style
Storari gives the ball to Krasic...remains stunned that he's out of position
...

scudetto here we come

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Have some pazienza, guys.

 

[Mark]

Couple of 16-17 year old Frenchies to look at:

Sébastien Haller, 1994, Forward, 1.85m, 50 goals in 19 games when he was 14, good with both feet, great header, nonchalant at times, plays for Auxerre.

Abdallah Yaisien, 1994, Attacking Mid, 1.73m, complete player, scoring machine, PSG.