The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (32 Viewers)

[Lucky Luke]

Burke looks like a mixture between Chris Pontius and Steve-O.

amazing mate.....

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Burke looks like a mixture between Chris Pontius and Steve-O.

Thanks, my man. I'll take that as a compliment.

Jesus Navas knows I'm as crazy as they are.

 

[.zero]

all you guys look like a bunch of homos

and by homos i mean gays

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Thanks for clarifying because I thought you mean ham sandwiches.

 

[.zero]

mmmmm mmmm!! nothing better than some 1.89 ham sandwiches, britney spears ham sammy's

she is so broke

 

[.zero]

for the rest of you

http://www.despair.com/beauty.html

 

[The Pado]

You know what I like?




Hand jobs.

 

[.zero]

i like eddie murphy and trannies, what an unstoppable combo

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I second what pado says.

 

[Lucky Luke]

why everyone callls you burke instead of bombardier?for examble you call me lucky luke not simos...

 

[Sarah]

You look like a Skeezix.


What is this a list of?

Thats my list of best looking players actually and its a pretty good list.

 

[The Pado]

Thats my list of best looking players actually and its a pretty good list.

Here's my list:

1. Fapping the slingbacks of hot chicks
2. Reach Arounds in the shower from Greg (Swag)
3. Fapping the slingbacks of ugly skinny chicks
4. Juve matches on Rai
5. Hand jobs
6. That guy with the ass cannon.
7. Nailing Claire's poop trap shut so tight that in 50 years Giraldo Rivera will be trying to break into it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

why everyone callls you burke instead of bombardier?for examble you call me lucky luke not simos...

I call you Lukoil, Simos? Isn't that the name of the mokey that started it all in the Mark Wahlberg Planet of the Apes?

And Bürke is my name...Bombardier is a nick name, after Gerd Müller...THE Bomber....I am just his understudy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Here's my list:

1. Fapping the slingbacks of hot chicks
2. Reach Arounds in the shower from Greg (Swag)
3. Fapping the slingbacks of ugly skinny chicks
4. Juve matches on Rai
5. Hand jobs
6. That guy with the ass cannon.
7. Nailing Claire's poop trap shut so tight that in 50 years Giraldo Rivera will be trying to break into it.

What about my reach-arounds?

 

[Bozi]

Burke looks like a mixture between Chris Pontius and Steve-O.

thats funny, i always thought Burke looked just like that guy from short-lived 90's boy-band 911:google:

no offense but the resemblance is uncanny:sick:
(the one with the purple shirt)

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Thats my list of best looking players actually and its a pretty good list.

Why do you not have me on that list?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

thats funny, i always thought Burke looked just like that guy from short-lived 90's boy-band 911:google:

no offense but the resemblance is uncanny:sick:

Fuck you!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Off to the Barrio, catch you flipside....

Peace......in the Middle East.

 

[Bozi]

Fuck you!

man from the first time i saw a pic i have been dying to do that

 

[Snoop]

so what is this?the Bring Ahmedios back so snoopz can abuse him campaign?:eyebrows:

:toast: