The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (37 Viewers)

[Cuti]

I was just kidding bro...

Who the hell gets married at 19?

I'm too young for suicide like that

who the hell was i supposed to know your 19???

Another funny thing that happened to me lately, is that just before almost getting laid, I said to one of the chicks that she looks pregnant

Lesson is: don't get drunk and pick up a girl

Smooth move!

Women were supposed to make men stronger (Eve to Adam), but these days they make us weaker instead lol

I figured that out lately... for real

PS Also I understood that having a gf = (well, almost equals to) being married

So you have a gf but you still try to go with other women??



Seems like you had a lot to get off your chest while being banned

 

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[Dano]

No one has posted a picture in ages!

This is me at my sisters wedding nearly a year ago:

I'm new. Go easy on me.

 

[Bozi]

I have news, one is good, other is bad...

Bad is: I'm Back! :eyebrows:

Good is: I got married

elvin comes back a reformed character?

Another funny thing that happened to me lately, is that just before almost getting laid, I said to one of the chicks that she looks pregnant

Lesson is: don't get drunk and pick up a girl

we discover elvin is as useful at chatting up women in real life as he is on the internet

So many chicks these days...

Sometimes I feel like a lesbian

and then drops in a world class bomb to dent any hopes the laddies will come back

Yeah I should probably shut up now

Sorry

too little too late:toast:

 

[Slagathor]

No one has posted a picture in ages!

This is me at my sisters wedding nearly a year ago:

I'm new. Go easy on me.

Are you Italian in any way?

 

[Cuti]

plus you gotta let it "rest" for 5 minuted before tucking into it, then that will be some tasty beef

@Elvin- the ladies just decided it was safe to come in here turn and go now........:toast:

the meat will also be more tender if it has had time to air out a bit before being cooked. I.e. it should not be too fresh. It should be cured for a few days even a week

 

[Bozi]

No one has posted a picture in ages!

This is me at my sisters wedding nearly a year ago:

I'm new. Go easy on me.

ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! look at the red eyes he is the devil

 

[Azzurri7]

No one has posted a picture in ages!

This is me at my sisters wedding nearly a year ago:

I'm new. Go easy on me.

Welcome Dano.

 

[Cuti]

No one has posted a picture in ages!

This is me at my sisters wedding nearly a year ago:

I'm new. Go easy on me.

poser!

 

[Bozi]

the meat will also be more tender if it has had time to air out a bit before being cooked. I.e. it should not be too fresh. It should be cured for a few days even a week

dont need to tell me mate i know, i love cooking now i am no longer a chef i enjoy it so much more when it is for pleasure

 

[Cuti]

dont need to tell me mate i know, i love cooking now i am no longer a chef i enjoy it so much more when it is for pleasure

like my father but he loves cooking and every opportunity he has he cooks!

 

[Azzurri7]

Thats another pic...

 

[Dano]

Are you Italian in any way?

So many replies so fast! Now I see why everyone’s post count is so high.

My Dad is half Italian, most of his side of the family live out there still. My Mum is English.

 

[Slagathor]

I thought so

Thats another pic...

hey, new hair

 

[Azzurri7]

hey, new hair

Yeah, got fed up with the longy one.

Fits me?

 

[Bozi]

like my father but he loves cooking and every opportunity he has he cooks!

me too i always cook for people, works ut well for me actually

 

[Slagathor]

Yeah, got fed up with the longy one.

Fits me?

I dunno that picture isn't much to go on. Looks alright in a blurry, distant sort of way at least

 

[Lilith]

Thanks Bozi and Tim!

And lol @ Elvin and at Bozi's commentary on Elvin.

Rab, now there is the you we know!

Welcome to the forum Dano!

 

[Bozi]

Thanks Bozi and Tim!

And lol @ Elvin and Bozi's commentary on Elvin.

Rab, now there is the you we know!

Welcome to the forum Dano!

thanks risa and how are you?
not drunk yet?

 

[Dano]

Yeah, got fed up with the longy one.

Fits me?

Looks cool, I like the stubble (In a non-gay way).

 

[3pac]

And now we finally understand Rab's close connection and cause for affection towards DP, he's his younger brother.