The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (17 Viewers)

[pavelnedved]

Boys u all better back off coz those are my sisters too! Rob,im so glad i didnt look under y kilt that day.

Are they registered at Juventuz ? :eyebrows:

 

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[Bozi]

Not a chance. Theres wind coming from every angle imaginable & Robs nutsack never felt that free im sure.

nah they are heavy and hot(the kilt not my nutsacks) its the sporran that you ahve to be careful of, if that bashes your balls you are in trouble

 

[Byrone]

Are they registered at Juventuz ? :eyebrows:

Thank God NO!

 

[Bozi]

Are they registered at Juventuz ? :eyebrows:

my nuts?aye they are called engonga and teh champions, i tried to stop them from posting but they overpowered me and distracted me with chrissy moran. i wouldnt have bothered but their pro zlatan rants from inside the nutsack was driving down my credibility, so i took decisive action. i sold them to inter for £5 million pounds plus alvaro recoba

 

[pavelnedved]

my nuts?aye they are called engonga and teh champions, i tried to stop them from posting but they overpowered me and distracted me with chrissy moran. i wouldnt have bothered but their pro zlatan rants from inside the nutsack was driving down my credibility, so i took decisive action. i sold them to inter for £5 million pounds plus alvaro recoba

Great, so now you're stuck with Recoba in your pants ...

I wonder if that's any better

 

[Bozi]

Great, so now you're stuck with Recoba in your pants ...

I wonder if that's any better

he does chafe a little but after moratti pumped him full his asshole is the size of the hudson river so the wind fairly channels through him, thus making him light and airy

 

[laffayette]

Hey, Bozi...nice kilt

 

[Enron]

should we read that sentence in a 'joeyish' way ?

yes.

 

[pavelnedved]

yes.

oh you flirter

you're scaring them away

 

[Enron]

Hey, Bozi...nice kilt

You should see my kilt. Leopard tartan...

 

[laffayette]

You should see my kilt. Leopard tartan...

Aight, post your pic with it then

 

[Enron]

Aight, post your pic with it then

Like I'd take a picture of that. Unlike Rob I refuse to be photographed when in positions that could be incriminating in the future.

 

[Lilith]

They're so gone now, except for Risa, she has that attitude, she won't take shit from no one. (That's a compliment btw)

Of course, us girls rule! Especially all 427.539 pounds of me.


Now why was Fabi excluded from this thread?

 

[Enron]

Of course, us girls rule! Especially all 427.539 pounds of me.


Now why was Fabi excluded from this thread?

Looks like Rob has a bit of explaining to do.

 

[laffayette]

Like I'd take a picture of that. Unlike Rob I refuse to be photographed when in positions that could be incriminating in the future.

yeah coz he knows what it takes.

 

[Enron]

yeah coz he knows what it takes.

Is that so?

 

[Eddy]

yeah coz he knows what it takes.

I'd do it

 

[Lilith]

Very cool kilt Bozi!

 

[laffayette]

I'd do it

Go for it.

Is that so?

 

[V]

nice kilt Boz.