The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (16 Viewers)

[pavelnedved]

i havnt got blonde hair and i like my black hair, but recently ive had the riquelme look, wen i was younger i always wanted my hair wavey like the old del piero, i had his lamb chop side burns recently, reli didnt go down too well lol i looked more like a 70's disco dancer

Me neither. I've got brown hair :depressed

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

Me neither. I've got brown hair :depressed

ha!

 

[Lilith]

You know hair bleach is very cheap.

 

[Natalia]

when my brother was young, my dad wouldnt let anyone cut his hair becuz he said "real boys must have long hair"

 

[Natalia]

actually more like "italian boys must have long hair"---which was ironic seeing as when he was young he definitely didnt have much hair

 

[Azzurri7]

when my brother was young, my dad wouldnt let anyone cut his hair becuz he said "real boys must have long hair"

Wish my father was like this during my childhood time.

 

[pavelnedved]

yeah, but I haven't got Nedved's curls neither. So mine is actually Nedved's hair, but brown and without that many curls. :depressed

 

[Badass J Elkann]

You know hair bleach is very cheap.

i reli wud look like a poof if i had it bleached

 

[Badass J Elkann]

yeah, but I haven't got Nedved's curls neither. So mine is actually Nedved's hair, but brown and without that many curls. :depressed

hair curlers r cheap these days

or use a hair brush and a hair dryer, tht usually works.

 

[pavelnedved]

hair curlers r cheap these days

or use a hair brush and a hair dryer, tht usually works.

I'll keep that in mind.

I should make a good Nedved then :tongue:

 

[Natalia]

Wish my father was like this during my childhood time.

you wouldnt believe the things my father does.....hahhah its really funny most of the time........his friend from italy bought my brother a roma jersey and some souvenirs...my dad took the jersey from his friend and throws it on the floor and uses it as a mop.........hahhahahahha

 

[Badass J Elkann]

you wouldnt believe the things my father does.....hahhah its really funny most of the time........his friend from italy bought my brother a roma jersey and some souvenirs...my dad took the jersey from his friend and throws it on the floor and uses it as a mop.........hahhahahahha

is that it? uses it as a mop? jees ive used them to wipe my butt on and to burn them after to steralize any spread of germs, aswell as burning the shirt cuz i hate it anyways

since the calciopoli verdict, ive been on the hunt to find ppl with inter or milan shirts tht r being worn publically, so i can rip them off and burn them wen i get home.

none so far

 

[Lilith]

hair curlers r cheap these days

LOL! Damn you beat me to it! But I needed a laugh so thank you.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

LOL! Damn you beat me to it! But I needed a laugh so thank you.

lol i need a laugh too, miserable month ive had

 

[Natalia]

eww why would you wipe your ass with such low and worthless jerseys?

 

[pavelnedved]

Badass, you remind me. Does anybody know where you can buy Milan or Inter toilet paper ?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

eww why would you wipe your ass with such low and worthless jerseys?

because toilet roll is more expensive, and its a waste of trees, im saving the world here guys!

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Badass, you remind me. Does anybody know where you can buy Milan or Inter toilet paper ?

not sure, still think ripping a inter or milan shirt off sum1 who is wearing in the public, like im doing is better

cheaper and saves trees

 

[Natalia]

because toilet roll is more expensive, and its a waste of trees, im saving the world here guys!

hhaaha good point.....but i wont be tryign that any time soon....i dont wanna get interash

 

[Badass J Elkann]

hhaaha good point.....but i wont be tryign that any time soon....i dont wanna get interash

argh damn u made a good point, i think i mite have aids from catching sumthing from those shirts

such thing a butt transmitted disease?