The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (6 Viewers)

[JuvePower]

Hey, lets introduce ourselves to eachother

Im Jens Van Hoecke, 17years old, living in Belgium, near Gent. Play football for KFC Heusden (we play in barca colours ). Addicted to Juve. Studying Science-Mathematics 8hours.

Hope you will follow and introduce yourselves.

Greetings from da land of Kompany and Van Buyten

 

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[Natalia]

i'm natalia, i live in bangkok, 19 years old
<<<<<<<<<<my pic

 

[Lilith]

Nice to meet you He-Man.

 

[Il Re]

Names Rehan, but everyone calls me Rey, I'm 18 and im a pretty crazy guy thats me doing an impression of alex dp when he celebrates a goal and looking v insane

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Giuseppe aka (Gep) I am the hardest in the universe. I live in a place called grayskull. I have the power.

Dude, that woman is hot, and you better not let andy see your Michigan hat, he will suck your dick from Cairo to Omaha.

 

[Seven]

So which one of us is going to post a picture of an incredibly hot girl and pretend he's her?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm sure a great number of you have seen my videos, but anyway.

I am Michael "Tyrone Shoes" Burke. I am not a Juve fan, this forum is just fun. My buddy Andy got me on here and i have been addicted ever since. I live in the US near DC, nigels.

In the pic, I am on the right, Enron is on the left.

 

[JuvePower]

Names Rehan, but everyone calls me Rey, I'm 18 and im a pretty crazy guy thats me doing an impression of alex dp when he celebrates a goal and looking v insane

Awesome , I sometimes tries that in the mirror as well

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

dude, that looks like jacksonville, florida

 

[Elvin]

for real?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea.

I stayed there a week for a WVU game, and that looks like the place we stayed.

 

[Elvin]

Plagiarism is a bitch, Florida :groan:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sue Florida.

 

[swag]

Broseph, I think it's time to dribble out another photo from the questionable annals of Swag Valance...

Here's one of me with a couple of coworkers at the foot of the JinShanLing Great Wall a few years ago, just outside of Beijing. Despite rumors that the woman in the middle is SingJuveSing's sister, no one has been able to confirm it.

...Oh, and I'm the big goofy white guy from America on the right, Nigel.

(Hey, it was something like 10,000°C out and my eyes felt like soft-boiled eggs when this picture was taken.)

 

[Seven]

You look so uncool it's funny .

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Agreed, Mr. Gobert.

 

[Gep]

Dude, that woman is hot, and you better not let andy see your Michigan hat, he will suck your dick from Cairo to Omaha.

Thats my girlfriend Burke. Andy can try all he wants!

 

[Majed]

Broseph, I think it's time to dribble out another photo from the questionable annals of Swag Valance...

Here's one of me with a couple of coworkers at the foot of the JinShanLing Great Wall a few years ago, just outside of Beijing. Despite rumors that the woman in the middle is SingJuveSing's sister, no one has been able to confirm it.

...Oh, and I'm the big goofy white guy from America on the right, Nigel.

(Hey, it was something like 10,000°C out and my eyes felt like soft-boiled eggs when this picture was taken.)

Nice Pants (?!)

 

[Lilith]

Nice tee swag.

Elvin you look like that dude from Dirty Dancing 2.

Bombadier and enron cool pic you two.

 

[Elvin]

Cute girl