The verdict - Calciopoli charges announced (16 Viewers)
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LOL you and that has-been Del Piero won't get promoted next year...If they manage to avoid relegation then they might but...Juve won't be the team they were for the next 10 year at least...Though it is a shame now Italy's lost one of the best for the next few years. But hey we've still got Roma + Inter.
poor bugger....I'd have a hard time getting over that myself 
I'm so sad...
I remember some of the great moments we had:
-Del Piero and trez hugging themselves after Trezegoal scored thanx to Del Piero bicycle kick.
-Kickin our real madrid,while we were under Lippi,and Del Piero's goal against them.
-Cannavaro's joy after every goal we scored
-Great Del Piero's goal against Man Utd........
....so many moments...
I remember some of the great moments we had:
-Del Piero and trez hugging themselves after Trezegoal scored thanx to Del Piero bicycle kick.
-Kickin our real madrid,while we were under Lippi,and Del Piero's goal against them.
-Cannavaro's joy after every goal we scored
-Great Del Piero's goal against Man Utd........
....so many moments...
There was a servant to the King called Moggi whose name meant "the liar".
He was a capable man making millions of money and married to the most beautiful women in the world, Juve.
They had 5 courageous, strong, loyal, talented sons in Lippi, Alex, Gigi, Canna & Camo. To everyone's eyes they were the perfect family: rich, powerful, nobel, talented, good-looking *except the husband" and were envy of entire nation.
On one pleasnt day, King witnessed that Moggi giving his arse to Berlusconi, another powerful servant to the king, in the courtroom.
The king was shocked. He asked Moggi, why a noble capable man like you are fucking Berlusconi when your wife's beauty is known to match that of goddess? Moggi, being surprised, replied faithfully, "My wife is perfect - good looking, dedicated and intelligent and gave birth to good sons. But my wife doesnt have a dick." The King knowing Moggi's tendency to lie torted: "NO. Your wife to the contrary of rumour must be a wretched horrible soul that tortue you all the time. Otherwise you wont be fucking a low life like Berlusconi." The king then ordered: bring your wife and it is only right sheget arsed by Berlusconi.
Moggi being a man of no honour unrepently agreed and Juve was summoned to the court. As she was about to the sentenced by the governor Borelli & Rossi, the war broke out. 5 courageous Juve son's agreed to fight for the country in the hope that their mother Juve will be saved. As Rossi, the man responsible for supplying the armoury & weaponary was a filthy dirty bastard, 5 of Juve son's had to fight with no armour or weapons. And yet those courageous and virtous sons won all of their battles and finally won the war. They were proud as few bruises & bloods were nothing compared to the honour of country and their mother. The nation was in euphoria. There were calls for Juve to be released. However, the righteous, and yet unintelligent Borelli was told by the King that he should wait for a week to ensure that riots wouldnt break out.
Borelli being a faithful man did as he was told without any question.
King didnt entirely Moggi though as he was vanished from court for 5 years.
His place was taken by Sensi & his wife Roma. Sensi was unremarkable man other than for his senile age, and his son Totti, which translates into "No brain".
Fortunately for Totti, he doesnt quite understand what his name means.
Meanwhile, what will happen the country and 5 courages Juve's children?
He was a capable man making millions of money and married to the most beautiful women in the world, Juve.
They had 5 courageous, strong, loyal, talented sons in Lippi, Alex, Gigi, Canna & Camo. To everyone's eyes they were the perfect family: rich, powerful, nobel, talented, good-looking *except the husband" and were envy of entire nation.
On one pleasnt day, King witnessed that Moggi giving his arse to Berlusconi, another powerful servant to the king, in the courtroom.
The king was shocked. He asked Moggi, why a noble capable man like you are fucking Berlusconi when your wife's beauty is known to match that of goddess? Moggi, being surprised, replied faithfully, "My wife is perfect - good looking, dedicated and intelligent and gave birth to good sons. But my wife doesnt have a dick." The King knowing Moggi's tendency to lie torted: "NO. Your wife to the contrary of rumour must be a wretched horrible soul that tortue you all the time. Otherwise you wont be fucking a low life like Berlusconi." The king then ordered: bring your wife and it is only right sheget arsed by Berlusconi.
Moggi being a man of no honour unrepently agreed and Juve was summoned to the court. As she was about to the sentenced by the governor Borelli & Rossi, the war broke out. 5 courageous Juve son's agreed to fight for the country in the hope that their mother Juve will be saved. As Rossi, the man responsible for supplying the armoury & weaponary was a filthy dirty bastard, 5 of Juve son's had to fight with no armour or weapons. And yet those courageous and virtous sons won all of their battles and finally won the war. They were proud as few bruises & bloods were nothing compared to the honour of country and their mother. The nation was in euphoria. There were calls for Juve to be released. However, the righteous, and yet unintelligent Borelli was told by the King that he should wait for a week to ensure that riots wouldnt break out.
Borelli being a faithful man did as he was told without any question.
King didnt entirely Moggi though as he was vanished from court for 5 years.
His place was taken by Sensi & his wife Roma. Sensi was unremarkable man other than for his senile age, and his son Totti, which translates into "No brain".
Fortunately for Totti, he doesnt quite understand what his name means.
Meanwhile, what will happen the country and 5 courages Juve's children?