Not so fast there my pedigree chum, there are protocols to follow. There must be some history of praise and worship for the Great Man. You will need to display signs of affection and admiration for a time before you're application will be considered. Then and only then will you be granted a copy of a map that leads to a secret mountain location where you will find a sauna with a sign marked - No Cronios' - at it's front door.
That or you could just clean out the sauna's drainage system? It's a pretty miserable task to be honest, a sticky one too.