Episode 61
In London Capello is studying the form of his current England team when he gets interrupted by a knock at the door,in walks his old mentor Arrigo Sacchi
Fabby-"wait...wait..."
Saggy-"ah fabby...still masturbating to video's of virile young men i can see"
Fabby-"it is all i can do to stop myself from shooting myself, this country always fuckin rains,always fuckin grey and when you try to get young england players to come and stay the night they call you an Uncle Sol and hang up the phone"
Saggy-"yeah it is not like back in Italy where you can get some sweet,tight,footballers arse wiggling in your face for a few euro's"
Fabby-" still have Javier Zanetti on speed sial then?"
Saggy-"no,at my age i need a man with a bit more sausage to the pound....Zlatan still misses you"
Fabby-"one day...when this is all over,i will return to him
i just need to let the stitches heal"
Saggy-"so if you are so miserable why are you still here?"
Fabby-"i ahve no option, i have to royally fuck england over before i can go. but what can i do?i pick emile heskey,wes brown and leave owen at home but still the fuckers are winning"
Saggy-"be patient my son,when it matters most they will choke,and choke royally"
Fabby-"i hope so,otherwise HE...he will not be happy"
meanwhile over in Milan,silver tongued, dry weaved,sly old devil, Silvio Berlusconi is making a few headlines of his own. hungover,he heads off to meet with old rival Cuntface Moratti
Silvio-"ah Massimo you old fanny-faced transexual,should i stick my penis in there now or get you wet first?"
Cuntface-"sivio you old cunt,you never change,come i just went to the toilet and there were no hand towels let me just dry them on your head"
Silvio-"go ahead...it is Egyptian cotton"
Cuntface-"now lets get to business,i need what you have"
Silvio-"what boyish good looks,wit charm,real hair?"
Cuntface-"no..it's..well it is a bit embarrassing"
Silvio-"come now my old hemorrhoid hunter,what is there to be shy about with old friends?"
Cuntface-"it's just..well the young argentine boys...they do not make me excited anymore,young ballotelli is hung like a dinosaur but i still stand there limp as Caudio Ranieri's masculinity. i tell you,i have tried everything"
Silvio-"you tried the blue pill?"
Cuntface-"25 of them and the only thing it raised was my blood pressure"
Silvio-"ahh i see,i have been there before,i tell you what,here you go have this number,it is a doctor, he puts a baloon inside your shaft and you simply inflate it everytime you wanna have the sex"
Cuntface-"will this work?"
Silvio-"have i ever let you down,though with the shrinkage you have suffered in your baby chippolata he may have to resort to micro-surgery. you will be back giving Esteban his facial within the week"
Cuntface-"Cambiasso?how dare you,i may have a cunt for a face,a 2 inch insult for a penis and an asshole you could hide a pirate ship in but there is no way i would stoop so low..........this meeting is over"
will Cuntface's surgery be successful,or will he be reduced to making perverted balloon animals at parties? will capello inadvertently make a success of england where so many have failed before him? will anyone anywhere ever love esteban cambiasso? does anyone still bother with this,or think it is relevant anymore? only time will tell when Bozi can be arsed making anew episode of everyones favourite mini-series
In London Capello is studying the form of his current England team when he gets interrupted by a knock at the door,in walks his old mentor Arrigo Sacchi
Fabby-"wait...wait..."
Saggy-"ah fabby...still masturbating to video's of virile young men i can see"
Fabby-"it is all i can do to stop myself from shooting myself, this country always fuckin rains,always fuckin grey and when you try to get young england players to come and stay the night they call you an Uncle Sol and hang up the phone"
Saggy-"yeah it is not like back in Italy where you can get some sweet,tight,footballers arse wiggling in your face for a few euro's"
Fabby-" still have Javier Zanetti on speed sial then?"
Saggy-"no,at my age i need a man with a bit more sausage to the pound....Zlatan still misses you"
Fabby-"one day...when this is all over,i will return to him
i just need to let the stitches heal"
Saggy-"so if you are so miserable why are you still here?"
Fabby-"i ahve no option, i have to royally fuck england over before i can go. but what can i do?i pick emile heskey,wes brown and leave owen at home but still the fuckers are winning"
Saggy-"be patient my son,when it matters most they will choke,and choke royally"
Fabby-"i hope so,otherwise HE...he will not be happy"
meanwhile over in Milan,silver tongued, dry weaved,sly old devil, Silvio Berlusconi is making a few headlines of his own. hungover,he heads off to meet with old rival Cuntface Moratti
Silvio-"ah Massimo you old fanny-faced transexual,should i stick my penis in there now or get you wet first?"
Cuntface-"sivio you old cunt,you never change,come i just went to the toilet and there were no hand towels let me just dry them on your head"
Silvio-"go ahead...it is Egyptian cotton"
Cuntface-"now lets get to business,i need what you have"
Silvio-"what boyish good looks,wit charm,real hair?"
Cuntface-"no..it's..well it is a bit embarrassing"
Silvio-"come now my old hemorrhoid hunter,what is there to be shy about with old friends?"
Cuntface-"it's just..well the young argentine boys...they do not make me excited anymore,young ballotelli is hung like a dinosaur but i still stand there limp as Caudio Ranieri's masculinity. i tell you,i have tried everything"
Silvio-"you tried the blue pill?"
Cuntface-"25 of them and the only thing it raised was my blood pressure"
Silvio-"ahh i see,i have been there before,i tell you what,here you go have this number,it is a doctor, he puts a baloon inside your shaft and you simply inflate it everytime you wanna have the sex"
Cuntface-"will this work?"
Silvio-"have i ever let you down,though with the shrinkage you have suffered in your baby chippolata he may have to resort to micro-surgery. you will be back giving Esteban his facial within the week"
Cuntface-"Cambiasso?how dare you,i may have a cunt for a face,a 2 inch insult for a penis and an asshole you could hide a pirate ship in but there is no way i would stoop so low..........this meeting is over"
will Cuntface's surgery be successful,or will he be reduced to making perverted balloon animals at parties? will capello inadvertently make a success of england where so many have failed before him? will anyone anywhere ever love esteban cambiasso? does anyone still bother with this,or think it is relevant anymore? only time will tell when Bozi can be arsed making anew episode of everyones favourite mini-series
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