The Rejuvenated Funny Pics Thread - NO VIDEOS (YouTube Included) (50 Viewers)

[piotrr]

So I don't get it. A gas station worker almost burns to death, and he is kidnapped by a family that forces him to lose his job and go to school for retards?

This is from Minala's autobiography.

 

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[Alex-444]

Shiiiiiiiiiiit!!! Is that how one gets his Russian citizenship?

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His face
He's about to die

You can just say I love Russia
Putin will give you a passport : numnum:

 

[Fr3sh]

You can just say I love Russia
Putin will give you a passport : numnum:

I'm pretty sure my current passport/nationality is good enough.
If I ever do get a dual citizenship, it'll be a Somali one.
Got no business identifying with Russia, but would love to visit it. Also Putin is the one politician that I would actually sit down with and talk with. Asking about wrestling bears and shit

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And what did that guy do, to be pose with Putin the Great?

 

[Alex-444]

I'm pretty sure my current passport/nationality is good enough.
If I ever do get a dual citizenship, it'll be a Somali one.
Got no business identifying with Russia, but would love to visit it. Also Putin is the one politician that I would actually sit down with and talk with. Asking about wrestling bears and shit

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And what did that guy do, to be pose with Putin the Great?

Roy says everywhere
I love Russia Russian I will live here
Crimea my house

It looks silly
Before I admired
Now I feel sorry for him

December 12th Constitution Day Russia
On this day, Roy will box
his first fight with a Russian passport

 

[Fr3sh]

Roy says everywhere
I love Russia Russian I will live here
Crimea my house

It looks silly
Before I admired
Now I feel sorry for him

December 12th Constitution Day Russia
On this day, Roy will box
his first fight with a Russian passport

So if some random athlete praises Russia he gets a citizenship

 

[Raz]

So if some random athlete praises Russia he gets a citizenship

It's your chance to speak with putin! Throw everything away jump off that couch and start jogging!

 

[icemaη]

Roy says everywhere
I love Russia Russian I will live here
Crimea my house

It looks silly
Before I admired
Now I feel sorry for him

December 12th Constitution Day Russia
On this day, Roy will box
his first fight with a Russian passport

I love your poetry

 

[Fr3sh]

It's your chance to speak with putin! Throw everything away jump off that couch and start jogging!

 

[Nzoric]

If I ever do get a dual citizenship, it'll be a Somali one.

Said no one ever

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

You would move there?

 

[Fr3sh]

You would move there?

If there is stability, yes. No one is gonna rebuild/build that nation but Somalis.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

If there is stability, yes. No one is gonna rebuild/build that nation but Somalis.

Maybe it is idealistic, but I really do hope you can make some real change there one day. Good luck. nemanarmy:

 

[DAiDEViL]

Vladimir oh Vladimir,
ach wie gern wär’ ich jetzt bei dir.

bei uns ist’s kalt,
bei dir noch kälter,
dass gefällt - man konserviert und wird nicht älter!

Vladimir oh Vladimir,
nun hör gut hin!
was würd Ich nicht alles tun,
für ein date, mit der ollen von der Krim!

Spoiler

rechtmäßig annektiert,
ganz ohne zweifel!
die nachbarsländer - alle neidisch,
auf dein ding, mächtig wie der eifel.

turm hassen sie dich,
machen dich schlecht!

aber dir ist's egal,
ich seh's dir an!
an dein gemächt, kommt keiner ran.

Darum bitt’ ich nun,
gott zum gruße!
um ein paar minuten nur,
mit deiner muse.

länger wird's nicht dauern,
auch wenn ich gerne wollte,
Ich kanns nicht länger halten,
selbst wenn Ich denk an Witwe Bolte.


@Ocelot @VladimirPutin @lgorTudor

 

[Alex-444]

кг/ ам

 

[ALC]

So if some random athlete praises Russia he gets a citizenship

Roy Jones Jr is not some random athlete, homeboy.

 

[Mohad]

I'm pretty sure my current passport/nationality is good enough.
If I ever do get a dual citizenship, it'll be a Somali one.
Got no business identifying with Russia, but would love to visit it. Also Putin is the one politician that I would actually sit down with and talk with. Asking about wrestling bears and $#@!

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And what did that guy do, to be pose with Putin the Great?

Say what? :wth:

You should get it easily.

 

[Enron]

If there is stability, yes. No one is gonna rebuild/build that nation but Somalis.

I shall become king of that land!

 

[lgorTudor]

was würd Ich nicht alles tun,
für ein date, mit der ollen von der Krim!