The Rejuvenated Funny Pics Thread - NO VIDEOS (YouTube Included) (26 Viewers)

Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
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Hey Ahmed, I'm back with a vengeance.

Just some pics of the new safety signs at work with some narration.


If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.


If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.


Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!


If a door is closed, karate chop it open.


Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.


A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.


If you are trapped with no hope of being found, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.
 

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