So take that
a woman is minding her own business and suddenly gets struck and killed by a car driven by a man, who's fault is it?
the mans, why the hell is he driving through a kitchen
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Why do women get married in white?
To match all the other kitchen appliances.
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Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink
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What do you do when your wife comes out the kitchen to bitch?
Shorten the chain
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Why havnt they sent women to the moon yet?
Doesnt need cleaning
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Why shouldn't women drive?
There isn't a highway between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.

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