That gotta be part of a comedy sketch program, makes no sense you are openly that vile of a pedo with everyone watching.
Destined to a life of hair racing motorcycle stunts.
Edit: Fvck you quick Greg

We lived in Zambia for a while and people over there have the tendency to name their children after how they are feeling about the child when it is born. My mom went there on a holiday last month and met 'Evil'. Turns out some dude got a girl pregnant and left her shortly after. She felt it was a bad thing to do, hence the kid is called Evil.
Edit: Fvck you quick Greg

