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A Jewish person, an RUSsian and a Canadian named Kyle were riding in a car together and were involved in a very bad accident. The ambulance took them all to hospital together but they were just barely alive....as a matter of fact all three expired in the same operating room while doctors were working on them.
Suddenly the three of them appeared in the clouds at St. Peters Gate and as they approached, St. Peter gestured to the Russian and said, "If you give me fifty dollars I'll send you back....you are too young to be up here so soon."
The Russian whipped out fifty bucks and....poof! He jumped off the operating table in perfect conition! Not a scratch on him. The doctors were amazed and asked him how come?
He said that all he knew is that the three of them were "up there" with St. Peter and when St. Peter asked him for fifty bucks to send him back....he paid it and....poof! Here he was!
The doctors couldn't help but be amazed and asked him, "You say those other two were up there with you?" (They were on the next two operating tables in the room) The Russian said "Yes they were."
The doctors then asked him, "Well what about them? Are they coming back too? What were they doing when you left?"
The American said, "Well, all I can say is when I looked back at them just before I left the Jew was arguing about the price and the Kyle was waiting for the government to pay for his!"
Suddenly the three of them appeared in the clouds at St. Peters Gate and as they approached, St. Peter gestured to the Russian and said, "If you give me fifty dollars I'll send you back....you are too young to be up here so soon."
The Russian whipped out fifty bucks and....poof! He jumped off the operating table in perfect conition! Not a scratch on him. The doctors were amazed and asked him how come?
He said that all he knew is that the three of them were "up there" with St. Peter and when St. Peter asked him for fifty bucks to send him back....he paid it and....poof! Here he was!
The doctors couldn't help but be amazed and asked him, "You say those other two were up there with you?" (They were on the next two operating tables in the room) The Russian said "Yes they were."
The doctors then asked him, "Well what about them? Are they coming back too? What were they doing when you left?"
The American said, "Well, all I can say is when I looked back at them just before I left the Jew was arguing about the price and the Kyle was waiting for the government to pay for his!"
Juventino[RUS];3695187 said:
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canadians are waiting for dotations from their government even it's life or death question
---------- Post added 01.06.2012 at 07:33 ----------
In my world rules, in the hell, you can exchange your soul on anything that you want in real life
canadians are waiting for dotations from their government even it's life or death question ---------- Post added 01.06.2012 at 07:33 ----------
In my world rules, in the hell, you can exchange your soul on anything that you want in real life
That was really an awful joke, pepe. I tried to -rep you for it but I "have to spread"
poor canadiansA French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!"
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
