I will play. I would volunteer to narrate but due to the time difference I can't guarantee that I will be around when most of you are so I can't do it.
At first I thought this was going to be the Parallel Reality thread in which we all discuss our "alternate realities", like Jesus walking to India and being widely accepted as per the School of the 13 Mysterious.
We were listening to a program called Coast to Coast AM with George Noory (Lebanese American from the 313) and they have guests on that talk about UFOs, strange occurrences and the like. They had some dumb bitch from that "school" on who said that she was visited by "The Masters" who are people from another universe or some dumb shit that "enlighten her" and other selected individuals. She said that Jesus was well-liked and walked to India, the lost city of Atlantis was a major UFO base and that anybody could be visited by "The Masters" if you meditated enough or some dumb shit.
This is the same program that had a guy on saying he was training himself how to move mountains.