I read an article in Juventuz Times, called “Hungry vBookies (The Truth Behind Snoop’s Fall)”. It mainly discussed the disgraced, thief and former vBookie Snoop. You all know the incident. He stole 999,999,999 from our holy vBank. Fortunately Vinman caught him in his way out and I think he broke some bones. Then, he reported this to Jack who sent Snoop to exile and stripped off his duties along with his assistant ReBeL. That would explain Snoop’s mysterious absence. Anyway, mod team decided to appoint legendary Wahdan to replace the disgraced.
So, we urge you people to learn from Snoop’s incident and never ever leave a vBookie broke; they may steal our beloved vBank money, children or even underpants. You should start by Wahdan because he’s muslim. Since all muslims are terrorists; if he fail to open the vBank’s holy huge safe he may suicide bomb himself.
Written by,
Susan Simic