The Official 'Stupid Quotes' Thread (2 Viewers)

Snoop

Sabet is a nasty virgin
Oct 2, 2001
28,186
#25
I present you delpieboyforlife, he is a good entertainment I tell you:


Al Pacino is Del Piero's favorite actor with Scarface being his all time favorite movie.
you shouldn't know these things, or at least pretend you don't..
your age. unless you want to stay a fan-boy the rest of your life :crybaby:
Talking about my age... this is the worst comeback attempt I've witnessed in my life.
after ten seconds..

Stop crying like a seven years kido each time you get owned ;)
Stop crying like a seven years kido each time you get owned ;)
Talking about my age... this is the worst comeback attempt I've witnessed in my life.
God you are so weak :D
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
87,955
#29
"I felt so bad yesterday that decided to open this topic.... and express myself...

Yesterday night i turned the TV on and saw Chelsea - Werder match was Live!... then I realized that Juve will not participate this year (next year) and fel such EMPTINESS!!!

CL without Juventus is something different... everyone was afraid of Juve but no one would admit it...

DAMN that Scandal! Juve was playing great in CL also and do they want to say that they cheated there too???

Anyway ... just express what CL means for you without Juve!

I plan not to watch it at all for me - CL without Juve is EMPTY!!!"

- kostarica, juventuz's idiot of the month
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X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
87,955
#30
i think we all remember this and who posted it, probably the stupidest quote on juventuz.com


There is a Russian Cartoon with a Cat "Leopold" and two mice, who always try to get Leopold and annoy him;

So Leopold's phrase is "Davaitse Zhits Druzhno" (Lets Live Friendly Everybody) pretty rough translation;

So "Davaitse Zhits Druzhno"!!!
 
OP
ßöмßäяðîëя
Apr 12, 2004
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  • Thread Starter #35
    i think we all remember this and who posted it, probably the stupidest quote on juventuz.com


    There is a Russian Cartoon with a Cat "Leopold" and two mice, who always try to get Leopold and annoy him;

    So Leopold's phrase is "Davaitse Zhits Druzhno" (Lets Live Friendly Everybody) pretty rough translation;

    So "Davaitse Zhits Druzhno"!!!

    LOL I love LEOPOLD!
    I wonder why somone would quote his own post in The Offical 'Stupid Quotes' Thread... still Snoo3y is a very special case.
    Dude, you have some dumb shit to say, everyone does, it's what not only makes us human, but makes us INTERNET POSTERS!

    YAY!
     
    OP
    ßöмßäяðîëя
    Apr 12, 2004
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  • Thread Starter #36
    Soccer is not just about scoring goals - it’s about winning.

    Some people believe soccer is a matter of life and death…it is much, much more important than that.

    We lost because we didn’t win.

    If they are going to win this match, they’re going to have to score a goal.

    Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to play simple.

    Soccer is the ballet of the masses.

    If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.

    If you don’t concede any goals you’ll win more games than you lose.

    If you’re attacking, you don’t get as tired as when you’re chasing.

    As long as no-one scored, it was always going to be close.

    Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as a God.

    I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in soccer.

    Soccer is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.

    I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

    A million wouldn’t buy him, and I’d be one of them.

    If you don’t believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.

    It’s why we play the game. Anything is possible, anything can happen, and we proved that again tonight.

    The more time you have, the more mistakes you will make.

    We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two.

    I’ve never wanted to leave. I’m here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

    We didn’t underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.

    I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.

    The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.

    He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.

    My legs sort of disappeared from nowhere.

    The Vision of a Champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, and the point of exhaustion, when no one else is watching.

    Sometimes in soccer you have to score goals.

    Every defeat is a victory in itself.

    Soccer is the opera of the people.

    The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

    If we played like that every week we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.

    Soccer is an art more central to our culture than anything the Arts Council deigns to recognize.

    Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win.

    The most important thing for a forward is speed of thought. Top players read the game.

    The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past.
     

    Snoop

    Sabet is a nasty virgin
    Oct 2, 2001
    28,186
    #37
    nah i can live without it...unlike you
    If you are not after seeking some attention "like me", then what is your problem with me? do I know you? did I hurt you somewhere? Cause I hurt a lot of people, can't remember them all, just don't take it personal. :)

    perhaps coz they r stupid?
    I love the way you write your username, doesn't that explain it all fuckface? now who is the Idiot?


    i think we all remember this and who posted it, probably the stupidest quote on juventuz.com


    There is a Russian Cartoon with a Cat "Leopold" and two mice, who always try to get Leopold and annoy him;

    So Leopold's phrase is "Davaitse Zhits Druzhno" (Lets Live Friendly Everybody) pretty rough translation;

    So "Davaitse Zhits Druzhno"!!!
    that's gold, deserves it's own thread!

    I wonder why somone would quote his own post in The Offical 'Stupid Quotes' Thread... still Snoo3y is a very special case.
    To show the way you react? give another hard try :weee:
     

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