The Official 'Stupid Quotes' Thread (4 Viewers)

[Ahmed]

If you are not after seeking some attention "like me", then what is your problem with me? do I know you? did I hurt you somewhere? Cause I hurt a lot of people, can't remember them all, just don't take it personal.



I love the way you write your username, doesn't that explain it all fuckface? now who is the Idiot?




that's gold, deserves it's own thread!



To show the way you react? give another hard try

It is Ah|M|Ed with cool design :toast:



shit you owned me

yea Bes get it right...

 

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[mikhail]

Folks, quit the bitching, or there'll be cards.

 

[Snoop]

yellow or red?

 

[bianconero]

Folks, quit the bitching, or there'll be cards.

Christmas already?


It is a bit tedious though, but hardly worth censor.

 

[Delle Alpi]

1) Torrin Polk (on his coach, John Jenkins) American football
-He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

2) RB George Rogers (about the upcoming season) American football
-I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

3)Thierry Henry
-Sometimes in football you have to score goals.

4) A liverpool fan @ RAWK on Kaka: he's not quick, just a brilliant dribbler at pace, it's more difficult to defend against then a Cisse for example, that's why Kaka is so effective, it's similar to what Benayoun does.

 

[Delle Alpi]

-We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.


-Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.”
Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music.


-“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


“Half this game is ninety per cent mental.” - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

 

[Delle Alpi]

-'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country'. Ian Rush

-'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona'. Mark Draper

-'Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup?' Shaun Newton

-'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win'. Vinny Jones

-'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock'. Barry Venison

-'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7'. David Beckham

'-I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet'. David Beckham

-'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league'. Mark Viduka

-'I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right'. Lee Hendrie

-'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had'. David Beckham

-'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day'. Neville Southall

-'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today'. Steve Lomas

 

[Delle Alpi]

-'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well'. Alan Shearer

-'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we' re knocked out'. Peter Shilton

-'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'. Ade Akinbiyi

-'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match'. Ian Wright

-'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier'. Ugo Ehiogu

-'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough'. Jonathan Woodgate

-'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel'. Stuart Pearce

-'The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more uropean'. Phil Neville

-'All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed'. Mitchell Thomas

-'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best'. Alan Shearer

-'I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd'. Johnny Giles

-'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football'. Les Ferdinand.

-'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked'. Richard Rufus.

-'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between'. Gary Lineker.

-'If you don't concede any goals you'll win more games than you lose'. Wayne Bridge.

 

[bianconero]

Folks, quit the bitching, or there'll be cards.

I just want to say, that you were a very good mod.

 

[swag]

And one of my all-time faves that it ran as my signature throughout Euro 2008:

"Football Is Like Chess, only without the Dice" (Fussball ist wie Schach, nur ohne Würfel) - Lukas Podolski
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,558638-3,00.html

 

[bianconero]

And one of my all-time faves that it ran as my signature throughout Euro 2008:

"Football Is Like Chess, only without the Dice" (Fussball ist wie Schach, nur ohne Würfel) - Lukas Podolski
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,558638-3,00.html

In some regions of Germany Chess is...


Oh, shut up!

 

[swag]

In some regions of Germany Chess is...


Oh, shut up!

Oh yes, we've been through that before.

 

[Dostoevsky]

And one of my all-time faves that it ran as my signature throughout Euro 2008:

"Football Is Like Chess, only without the Dice" (Fussball ist wie Schach, nur ohne Würfel) - Lukas Podolski
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,558638-3,00.html

They should answer him with "Yes, In football there are many horses".