The Official Make Your Own Rap Thread (1 Viewer)

Jun 13, 2007
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Alright I think this could be a fun and original way to express one's thoughts. Basically, just write a rap about anything you want ala 8 mile. Except you're actually typing it here instead of free styling on the spot. The fact that we're all
amateurs will probably mean it's going to be really funny.

I'll go first.

Some people may know me as Juve Revolution;
and even though I'm a theist, I believe in evolution.
That's the past and it gets better; so sit back, relax, and grab a beer.
Byrone, stop saying I get owned my Martin in debates you queer.
No bad blood, though, you're a funny man. For real.
I do understand why you like to kiss his ass though. It's clear.
If it wasn't for Martin, Juventuz.com wouldn't even be here.

I know I'm white and I'm not Marshal Mathers.
I'm just trying to have fun though, so none of that matters.
Bozi doesn't like me; but forget him, he doesn't get rappers.
And by the way here's a surprise, Alen turns out to be a Lazio fan.
When I heard the news; it made just wanna commit suicide like that guy stan.
You know who I'm talking about; from the eminem song.
I know this sounds pathetic. But fuck it. I'm gonna go light my bong.
What? You think smoking weed is wrong?
Fuck this shit. I'm out of here.
If anyone wants to join me; send me an email and make it clear.
I bribed the damn cops, so have no fear.
Peace my fellow Juventino's and have a happy new year.
 

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Alright I think this could be a fun and original way to express one's thoughts. Basically, just write a rap about anything you want ala 8 mile. Except you're actually typing it here instead of free styling on the spot. The fact that we're all
amateurs will probably mean it's going to be really funny.

I'll go first.

Some people may know me as Juve Revolution;
and even though I'm a theist, I believe in evolution.
That's the past and it gets better; so sit back, relax, and grab a beer.
Byrone, stop saying I get owned my Martin in debates you queer.
No bad blood, though, you're a funny man. For real.
I do understand why you like to kiss his ass though. It's clear.
If it wasn't for Martin, Juventuz.com wouldn't even be here.
This part isn't bad at all TBH.
 
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    Alright I changed it up a bit. The second part just got a lot better. Byrone? What a pleasant surprise. :D
     

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